unfaltcring.
tearing his eyes away from the thing that comforts him so, he remembers why he zoned out in the first place–this is all weird. whiskey has never made him hallucinate. then again, maybe his father spiked it so he’d stop getting into his precious liquor cabinet. either way, what aleksy sees before him is something the alcohol won’t let him fully comprehend.
❝ that’s because you’re– ❞ he pauses to let out a chuckle, ❝ that’s a 70″ flat screen television your ass is parked on. ❞
squinting slightly, he notices it’s more like he’s floating. how is that even possible? maybe he’s a magician. that would explain how he got here without being let in (because the maid never lets strange people in–under his father’s strict orders, of course).
❝ –so, are you gonna go all criss angel on me? because that guy’s a douche bag, and to be honest, i prefer card tricks. ❞
he floats gently to the floor, as if the very air above the ground were cushioning his fall. he stares at the black, unlit screen in front of him, cocking his head to the side as he examines the machinery. ‘ WELL THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE. ’ he murmurs, lifting himself up off the ground to examine the rest of the room. if it were in his power, he would sew the other’s mouth shut -- mostly since they’re choosing to be distracting. his excursion is put hold so that he may grace the other with an appropriate response. ‘ I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH WHAT A ... CRISS ANGEL IS. IS IT A WEAPON? ’ as a passing thought, he decides to spare the other from an early death. he may need further knowledge about the culture of this room and it’s greater affect on higher class urban culture.




















