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[pxraclox]

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R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[pxraclox]

gangsndroses:

          Josephine doesn’t understand why he wants to make it up to her. She already told him it’s okay, because he clearly didn’t think about the traffic he has to deal with when picking up his son. She finds herself shaking her head at his words and raises her brows as he continues to speak. “Who told you that?” Josephine questions him, because in her eyes his manner seem just fine. She doesn’t like the fact that he tends to curse while his son is around, but he’s clearly working on that.

           “At least you’re trying, right? As long as you’re doing that, I would say you’re fine.” The blonde reassures him, offering him a smile as well before glancing back to Quentin, whom has finished eating by now. “Did you enjoy you, honey?” She asks the boy, who nods in excitement. 

          A long, jokingly forlorn sigh. “That’s a long list. This diner will close before I even count off half. One would be Lily.” It was obvious that Quentin did not know what was happening, though his eyes did brighten up at the mention of his mother. “Mommy?” The little boy asked, and Ace ran a finger through his curly hair almost distractedly. “Yeah, Q, Mommy.”

          “You seem to be the only one who thinks that.” The truth was a part of Ace loved being a dad - but not as much as he feared permanently fucking his son up. Ace smiled when Quentin again lit up when the blinde regarded him with a smile. “He seems to really like you. Maybe even more than he likes me.”

[pxraclox]

*gives Ace a kiss*

‘… an interesting turn of events.’

[pxraclox]

mothernatureknows:

“Well, yes, but I did not believe that we would need to resort to violating the regulations of this wor—region.” Darn it, he really needs to remember that he can’t slip up around other-worlders. He must keep his language and word choice as careful as possible, unless he wants to deal with the massive repercussions. His eyes look back and forth between the sign and Ace, brows furrowed together in worry. “——I am still not sure. Would there not be any traps or alarms we might set off if we cross through here?”

“Some rules are just MADE to be broken.” Ace turned to regard the other with a smirk. “Besides, would you rather make the journey in a few hours or cut through a MEASLY LITTLE PATH and save three-quarters of the time?” Ace was not one to pry - if minding his business was a sport, he would be winning gold medals at the Olympics. But he could not help but raise an eyebrow at Zephyr’s slip of the tongue.

“Of course there are traps but I could walk through here blindfolded without setting any off. Are you in or out?” The curly-haired boy asked as he walked deeper into the pathway. “... What’s your business in these parts anyway?” He added as an afterthought.

[mortemiisms]

it’s ya girl

[prcudarchive-blog]

a concept: messy couple that is so ridiculously in love. but they’re both jealous, and possessive as hell. they break up over stupid shit, and then the next week they’re on each others snapchat stories, kissing and laughing. they’re posting pictures on instagram. and then the next week it’s all sad indirects on twitter, hateful posts on facebook. basically a couple that is so in love, but their jealousy and pride keep them from maintaining a solid relationship. give me messy. give me on and off. give me jealousy and anger. give me fluffy ‘i’ll only ever need you’ sex, and angsty ‘i saw the way he was fucking looking at you’ sex. give me messy. 

[pxraclox]

"did you know that the victorians used to send people ‘vinegar valentines?’ it was like a proper way to say ‘fuck off’." i'm a few days late so feel free to ignore but here u go ,, fun facts w/ kira

‘oh? then guess what you can expect in your mailbox tonight.’ ( definitely not an expensive box of chocolates and a teddy bear for one of your oldest/most cherished friends, ace. definitely not. )

[viduamarchive]

here’s a list of blogs in the swrpc that write kylo, hux, reylo-reys, knights of ren, or any character that thinks shipping with or sympathizing or humanizing legitimate fa.scists is ok. if you’re wondering why i haven’t messaged any of you it’s Probably because you already see fit to publicly jerk off to humanizing n*zis. in no particular order:

@corruptlegacy @cruelforced @emprs  @rottenren @jedikllr @asinisterbuzz @armistage @lastjjedi @graylit @riskappetite @noforce @empireworthy

THIS IS NOT EXTENSIVE. i implore you (especially non-jewish rpers in the community) to make it so. if you see or know of any blogs that may fall in line with those above / support them, add to this list. the swrpc is infested.

[pxraclox]

"Be grateful I'm not negotiating for sex! Or real kisses!" She reaches up and bonks him in the head with a box of ferrero rocher chocolates.

“For this,” Ace snatches the Ferrero Rocher greedily, “You wouldn’t have to negotiate at all. Cheers!”

[pxraclox]

"Someone is greedy. What about Ghiradelli?"

“… No, Summer. Not unless it’s the chocolate brownie mix. Stop trying to negotiate with me.”

[pxraclox]

"Want a kiss? A chocolate kiss!"

“I’ll settle for a bouquet of ferrero rocher chocolates and nothing less.”

[birdborg-archive]

›› valentines day starters ♥

› you know, i don’t usually celebrate valentines day, but… › did you know that the victorians used to send people ‘vinegar valentines?’ it was like a proper way to say ‘fuck off’. › be mine? › happy valentines day! › ugh… another year, another day to sell hallmark cards… › i feel love in the air! › i don’t have a valentine this year.  › i don’t want a valentine this year. › ew, i don’t want to be your valentine. › want some chocolate? › want a kiss? a chocolate kiss! › are you gonna kiss me or what? › i’ve never had a valentine before. › you’re a good pillow. › want to be my platonic valentine? › you look beautiful … › hurry up! our reservation is for five! › i don’t like dark/white/milk chocolate. › just take the flowers already!

[pxraclox]

supernaturalxkids:

Davina never expected to be a single mother. For her douche of a boyfriend to run off the minute she had found out. She’ll never forget how scared and helpless she has been. Now it’s a year later and she’s got a beautiful little 3 month girl and an house all to herself. 

Ace had been her neighbor for the entire time she lived there. He was sweet and kind to her. He never judged her for her choices or the age she was. In fact, Ace had helped her out whenever she was in need. So when he came to her, needing a place to stay while his own brownstone was being renovated. She wishes she had another bedroom to offer him instead of the couch. She couldn’t imagine that being so comfortable. 

Davina found herself enjoying the company and if she’s being honest, the help. It was nice to have an extra pair of hands to help around the house. To occupy Ava as she cooked dinner or did the laundry. Ace had even started getting up in the middle of the night whenever Ava would wake up. It was different and she had no other words for it. 

She heard Ava stir and then the cry and the next thing she knew, Ace was up and going in to the room. She shook her head before throwing the blankets off her and heading into the room.

A small giggle left her lips as she observed Ace with Ava. “If her first words are shut it, I’m blaming you.”

The little girl had two qualities going for her: she was cute, and she also wasn’t Ace’s. For some reason, the obligation of having to take care of his own child shakes him to his core, yet he would voluntarily take care of Davina’s child in exchange for a good eventual night’s rest.

Poking his head over Ava’s crib with a scowl, he was surprised when the baby girl’s eyes immediately lit up upon seeing his face. With a tearful coo, she reached her chubby little hands up at Ace, demanding to be held and comforted by a trusted adult. He wasn’t her mother, but he would have to do!

“Hey,” He spoke with a tenderness he didn’t think himself capable of, reaching underneath the little girl to scoop her into his arms. She was a funny little thing, Ava; as soon as he placed her on his hip, her cries ceased for a moment and she moved to shove a chubby little fist into her drooling mouth. You didn’t have to guess what she wanted for long.

“Hungry? Me too.”

Ace heard Ava hot on his tracks before he saw her. Either way, he pretended to act surprised being caught in the act giving affection to her child as he always did. “It could be worse, way worse.”

“The tiny human requires sustenance.” He spoke with as much serious as he could muster, passing Davina as he made his way into the kitchen with the little girl in his arms.

[pxraclox]

"You disappear, not a word, not even a note, not a text, nothing, and now all you have to say is 'long time no see'?!" She melted all the ice with a wave of her hand.

“Um… Okay, how about:

Hi? Did you do something different with your hair?“

[pxraclox]

-dumps a bucket of ice water over ace-

“Summer, don’t you fucking dare--

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!”

...

“So, uh...

Long time no see?”

[pxraclox]

indiekings:

scarlett ignored his comment. it had proven over the last few months that the best thing to do when he was being snarky was just to ignore him. it’d probably make her reunion and return of her dog go a lot faster, which she would be eternally grateful for. the quicker she was out of ace’s presence, the better. once the pup was eating, scarlett wasted no time in walking around the home, gathering his things. she’d quickly found his bed, his food, a few of his toys, but none of his clothes and treats. “where are all his clothes and shoes? and why wouldn’t you put his treats with his food?” scarlett sighed, going to put the items in her car before turning. “and his leash, please.”

as she walked around the house ace hopped onto the kitchen counter and pulled out a book he was reading before she showed up at his doorstep. wordlessly, he began to flip through the pages until he found where he left off. he didn’t mind that she walked around his house like she owned it still. she would never find a fraction of what she was looking for anyways.

“because i’m not stupid and i knew you’d turn up one way or another. i doubt you’d leave without anything you poured your hard-earned cash into. by the way, that custom-made leash is over-the-top, even for you.” he said, looking up from the pages with so much as a glance.

[pxraclox]

iactuallyburncold:

Bold what applies to your muse.

(V: MAIN)

PLACE IN SOCIETY

Financial: Wealthy / moderate / poor (varies by verse) / in poverty

Medical: Fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged

Class or caste: Upper / middle / working (varies by verse) / slave / Unsure

Education: Qualified / unqualified / studying (not taking classes in the traditional sense; he goes to vocational school for anything he wants to learn - welding, bartending... at one point he was a phlebotomist as well.)

Criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes (he can’t help himself.) / no

FAMILY

Married - happily / Married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated

Has a child (unless specified in a thread, he isn’t aware that he has a son.) or children / has no children / wants children

Close with sibling(s) / Not close with sibling(s) / Has no siblings

Orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents (he ran away/emancipated himself in ALL VERSES.)

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

Extroverted / Introverted / in between (it depends on how entertaining the person he’s interacting with is.)

Disorganised / Organised / in between (this binch will have beer bottles scattered all around his apartment but he washes, presses, and hangs his clothes in his closet every sunday.)

Close minded / Open minded  / in between

Calm / Anxious / in between

Disagreeable / Agreeable / in between

Cautious / Reckless / in between

Patient / impatient / in between

Outspoken / Reserved / in between (again, it depends on how entertaining the person he’s interacting with is.)

Leader  / follower / in between

Empathetic / Unempathetic / in between

Optimistic / pessimistic / in between

Traditional / modern / in between

Hard working / lazy / in between

Cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown

Loyal / disloyal / unknown (depends on who it is) 

Faithful / unfaithful / unknown (depends on to what) 

BELIEFS:

Monotheist / polytheist / atheist  / agnostic

Belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in an afterlife:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in reincarnation:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in aliens:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

Philosophical: yes / no

OPINIONS

Pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-marriage / anti-marriage (his parents have ruined any hope he’s had for love without hurt and betrayal.) / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence (depends on the drug.)

Pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence (depends on the situation.)

Pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence

Left wing / right ring / middle / don’t care

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

Allosexual / Asexual

Alloromantic / Aromantic

Sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable

Romance repulsed (it has to be someone really special for him to actually be a good bf.) / romance neutral / romance favourable

Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

Potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all (*no type by rae sremmurd playing in the distance*)

Potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all (*no type by rae sremmurd playing in the distance*)

ABILITIES

Combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

Drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess