What the fu-

♡♡♡♡ Got a Pac-Man tattoo ♡♡♡♡

[tasmz]

tony’s ghost watching peter give away the edith glasses:

[pxter-parkerr]

Go follow my new Tom Holland imagines account @pxter-tingle and request something plz :))

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[dailypattondoodles]

^^^^

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

He’s wholesome, so why wouldn’t I share this with people?

[pxter-parkerr]

Even if this isn't real, it made me happy :)

[ap-kinda-lit]

Here’s 👏 the motherfucking 👏 tea

[mrmcdoon]

Hidgens, a biology professor with a doctorate:

Lord Voldemort, a literal fucking warlord:

same energy

[pxter-parkerr]

Just in case I have a heart attack tomorrow because of the StarKid announcement (and I have a feeling a lot of other people will too) I'm just gonna say now I love and appreciate you all! I will miss you❤️

[duckischorn]

Reblog if you think Black Friday is gonna fuck you up

[pxter-parkerr]

My friend: oh my gosh! We Got Work to Do is my favorite song from Firebringer!

Me, an intellectual: He iS lOrD, DucK iS lorD, HE iS lORd LoRD loRd, tHe DuCk IS lOrdddd

[conipow]

Nobody:

Me: To Honor. Hittin’ on her, gettin’ on her, stayin’ on her, and if you can’t come in her come on her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[pxter-parkerr]

19 and 17?

19. I am definitely 100% Ted in that situation😂

17. Idk if it's really breaking the fourth wall but I like the part when they are walking through the audience and talking about how it's an alley lined with a bunch of shrubs

[corn-bone]

When you accidentally come out.

[pxter-parkerr]

I’m binge-watching My Babysitter’s a Vampire right now and I forgot how good it was and how fricking hot Benny Weir is lol

[pxter-parkerr]

I'm Bored

Ask me some questions :)

[poyojpg-deactivated20221223]

Benny: They wouldn’t let me into the movie theater.

Ethan: What did you do n-

Benny: Because they don’t let snacks in..

[banana1514]

Professor Hidgens: *proclaims the most love and affection to Alexa*

Alexa: *is not able to blow up itself*

Professor Hidgens: fUCkiNg PiECe oF sHiT

[kickitupanotchbug]

Once confined to the realm of science fiction, she is now science fact!

ALEXA

[banana1514]

*alexa chime*