a loaded god complex

It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.

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Tfw the bae wont pet your chest hair.

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Jake.

New phone who dis.

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Jake the jungle gym is here.

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Wtf im not a jungle gym.

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What am i doing.

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I am.... So pretty.

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(Steps up to the mic) Roscos gay. (Rolls away on my heelys)

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tcmbraider replied to your post:tcmbraider replied to your post:tcmbraider replied...

did you ever really get that sun tattooed?

YEAH its on my ankle. And its also sick.

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Im so glad i dont have to be a productive member of society and can instead mooch off my absent brother dads stacks of cash.

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tcmbraider replied to your post:tcmbraider replied to your post: The only time i...

itll look cool as F*ck

Gonna be sick as fuck dude....

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8ruises replied to your post:8ruises replied to your post:#mullet shaming… ...

May8e you could get someone to hold a hand mirror for you while you cut your hair in front of a mirror. That way you could see the 8ack enough to cut it.

No i mean like the last time i cut my hair i ended up just shaving it all off cuz it looked so bad.

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tcmbraider replied to your post: The only time i leave my apartment is ...

i noticed!!!

Soon im gonna have to start shaving my arm hairs cuz when its done itll look weird.

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tcmbraider replied to your post:8ruises replied to your post:#mullet shaming… ...

:c

My lifes a joke and i hope im not the only one laughing.

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8ruises replied to your post:#mullet shaming… My mullet is tamed and in a...

Is that even really a mullet.

When its down yeah i legit have a mullet because i cant cut my own hair and im too much of a baby to let anyone else around my neck with sharp objects lmao. 

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The only time i leave my apartment is to go cry in front of hot cashiers about receipts or get needles jabbed in my skin.

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[7:05:44 PM] basilnut jr: NO [7:05:49 PM] basilnut jr: I LOVE BEING ON UR ASS

tea akemoji out of context

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#mullet shaming...

My mullet is tamed and in a pony tail get off my ass.