Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967 @wernerwartzhog - Tumblr Blog

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corvid-ia

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amygdalae

Having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch John Luke the Card

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what the fuck is this ad I just got

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she meets on my gump till it helps

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(mouth full of fur) got Your tail ..... send this to someone who

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#it is a pretty nice summer perfume actually. sweet coconutty woody. i cant handle coconut well so i sold my decant

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I Eat Hair And Drink Cambells Soup.

I Live Like A Pesident.

And I Trot So Gaily.

No Phones Or Warships.

No Chemical.

No Oil.

No Gums.

Just Doing Cute And Handsome Jumpps On My Tramp-O-Leen.

And Then My Mendicant Trouppe Come With A Ball.

This Is The Life.

Of Famous And Moneyed Boys.

#a picture of a chinese pig reminded me of this post so naturally i had to find it and reblog it

2 years ago i tried drawing this from memory at work and it got hung above the cash registers for like a week

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i have sympathy for the victims of the hawtwah investments scheme, as i too was recently divested of an item of significance -- my precious green stone, not worth much in coin but of the utmost sentimental value -- by a traveling alchemist who vowed that he could transmute it into a treasure more rare than gold or silver, by whose sign i would be made into a king and endowed with a kingdom. i forfeited my stone and two copper bits as payment, and after three days and three nights had passed, the alchemist returned. he said that the operation was an absolute success, but when i outstretched my hand to receive my promised reward, he pulled a bit of ash from his satchel and rubbed it into my palm, in the mark of a cross. "but where is my treasure?" said i. "this is it." "and where is my kingdom?" "it is this!"