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I really like to draw artworks of non-pony

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— Cold grin —
Finished YCH from VK
I really like to draw artworks of non-pony
the gender clinic here in denmark has deemed me too mentally unstable to get bottom surgery, I can't see any way I'll ever be able to afford getting it done privately (and doubt I'll ever get the health where I can travel abroad to get it done anyway)
I wasn't even fucking born with a dick, some fuckass doctor just decided to do that to me at birth.
Because of this I'm now left with menstrual problems from my medication that leave me even more depressed an unstable that said doctor's choice left me unable to do anything about.
And dysphoria so bad I get panic attacks for life.
Every day I'm pushed closer to ending it all. It's eating me up inside I hate myself so fucking much
like don't you love being able to track everything that is wrong with your life to a single decision you didn't even make in infancy that you had zero power to do anything about?
2 dollar gnome
also lotta gnome
Brazil compared to Pluto.
thank you for come to brazil
proof that Brazil is a planet
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this right here?
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.
the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.
report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
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i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing
Misogyny genuinely ruins media discussions (and everything else
The new God of War was announced at PlayStation’s State of Play and will be the first game not centred around Kratos.
The coolest thing about the trailer that was shown was two gods who appear to be the antagonists. Sekmet from Egypt and Begtse from Mongolia.
After two games with Norse gods, and wider current culture being obsessed with all things Norse mythology, it’s pretty refreshing.
There was a part of the gameplay I didn’t care much for, and that was two(?) companion characters - The first being the Sword.
The sword seems to talk in the trailer, and I genuinely hate the trope of ‘weapon protagonist uses having a personality’. It existing as a character will no doubt push the writing into Marvel territory with insufferable quips. I’ve never seen this done well.
The second is…a cube…called Frank Phranque. Voiced by the Jack Quaid who plays Hughie in the Boys.
It’s a choice. I’m not sure if it’s a good one, but we’ll see how it plays out. Unfortunately from the gameplay shown, it’s another quippy character. I’m maybe just a bit tired of that style of writing.
But my criticism is completely offset by the unfortunately expected misogynistic ramble from fucking ‘Gamers’ who have never known the touch of a woman.
We’re already seeing shit memes flood the internet and they’ll continue long after the game’s released.
From a broad sense, it’s now more difficult to criticise the game earnestly because any initial impressions about talking weapons and…cubes…will get co-opted by people producing this shit.
And now you can apply how this happens to every other topic on the planet. It’s genuinely annoying.
I'm physically shaking.... I'm so upset...
I tried to log into Grindr this morning and found that they had changed the app's logo to a woke rainbow version...
I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.
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Why bother cooking them when you can just eat ‘em right then and there? Colored sketch for HolyDevil
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can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
'minion' -too closely associated with those yellow things
'goon' -linguistic drift gave her a new meaning. i hope her new life is good for her. i miss her.
'henchman' -too gendered. can be shortened to 'hench' in a pinch, but lacks punch.
'servant' -too domestic to apply to all those who serve evil.
'underling, subordinate' -this one only works if they get off on being beneath you and/or you don't properly pay your workers.
'associate' -this one's good for grizzled mercenaries or lone agents but doesn't work good for broad swathes of an organization.
'slave' -same as underling but more intense. really fun for some of the group. unsavory for others in a way that limits the scope of the thing.
'thrall' -only really applies if you're brainwashing them and that's not something i've learned how to do en masse yet
'flunky, toady, stooge, lackey' -these are just insulting, and that isn't conducive to a healthy work environment. imagine going to work and your job title is 'stooge'.
'acolyte' -works for those that worship you, but again. lacks the scope.
'supporter, follower' -unspecific and vague
'assistant, helper, aide' -not sinister at all. just means you're doing things for me. swagless in this manner. could be good if used to describe someone who's so clearly more that as a way to emphasize their obedience via understatement, but that's only useful for a few members of the organization. and even then, 'associate' works better.
'cohort' -untested in the field. suggests an equal footing in the affair, ideal for post-structuralist evil organizations with a bottom-up power structure that's held in the hands of the evil workers themselves. perhaps we'll explore it together?
may I suggest: 'grunt' – time-tested by crime bosses with a variety of goals and organizational mandates. implies a subservient position with none of the innate baggage of lackey et al.
GRUNT IS PRETTY GOOD
Don't have enough money to hire "professionals"?
Don't care about silly things like "collateral damage"?
Then Frenzy is the mercenary for you!
Yacare caiman dude