[catasters]

[funnyreclaimed]

I believe Willy Wonka invented this...

[bobsdoghouse-blog1]

Wtf

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

[dankxsinatra]

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

[leiaisaskywalker-deactivated202]

[aplusbabe]

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

[susiethemoderator]

I cannot even begin to explain the peace that was blessed upon me when I realized this.

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

[swmngpools]

[robespierreofficiel]

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

[feralfens]

*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?

[luischocolatier]

The obvious solution is to make new accounts in which you only post smiling photos at college with a diverse group of people (by which I mean Hollywood diverse – five white men, one non-white man and then one or two women) all smiling and being as tame as possible, and include messages like “Life is nice :)” “America looks cool I wish I could travel there someday” “I drank coffee today. It was good” and the most apeshit neutral stuff possible.

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[anarcho-smarmyism]

Look at the village smith, said Adam Smith, the father of modern Political Economy. If he has never been accustomed to making nails he will only succeed by hard toil in forging two to three hundred a day, and even then they will be bad. But if this same smith has never done anything but nails, he will easily supply as many as two thousand three hundred in the course of a day. And Smith hastened to the conclusion — “Divide labour, specialize, go on specializing; let us have smiths who only know how to make heads or points of nails, and by this means we shall produce more. We shall grow rich.” That a smith sentenced for life to the making of heads of nails would lose all interest in his work, would be entirely at the mercy of his employer with his limited handicraft, would be out of work four months out of twelve, and that his wages would decrease when he could be easily replaced by an apprentice, Smith did not think of it when he exclaimed — “Long live the division of labour. This is the real gold-mine that will enrich the nation!” And all joined in the cry.

The Conquest of Bread, Pëtr Kropotkin (via smarmyanarchist)

[cinemahall-blog]

[michaelbrunt-blog]

[kiryukazumas-deactivated2018112]

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[isabellemenin]

[love-personal]

Candy Floss

[just--space]

[andrastesgrace]

On lists of “words to replace ‘said’”

stop.  Replacing “said” is this trend apparently, either Snobby Writers or misled schoolteachers are telling you that using this word is bad. Using it improperly is bad, i.e.: 

“I’m going to work,” John said. 

“Okay,” Maria said. “See you later.”  “Bye,” John said. That is bad writing, But it’s bad writing for a number of reasons, and if you replace every instance of “said” with “hopped angrily”, it’s still bad writing. Using the word said, or any replacement thereof, is supposed to be done sparingly, i.e.:  “I’m going to work,” John said, reaching for his coat.

Maria didn’t look at him. Instead, she kept her eyes focused on her bowl of cereal, shifting the spoon aimlessly. “Okay.”  He sighed, shaking his head, shrugging the coat on and opening the door. He paused, turning his head over his shoulder. 

“Bye.”  Silence.  Relying on said, or any other verb, is bad writing when you’re relying on it to tell the story happening around it. But I argue that when you must use an descriptive verb like that, 75% of the time you should use ‘said’. Do you know why?  When it isn’t every other word, you don’t even notice ‘said’.  I find that most of the time, a ‘more creative’ synonym for that word jars the reader and breaks suspension of disbelief. Instead of thinking about what’s happening ,they’re thinking “oh, that’s different”.  And while it might be novel for a second, I don’t care about being novel. I care about suspension of disbelief.  So there, that’s why the endless river of tumblr posts decrying the use of the word said really irritate me, because high school English teachers and snotty English students have decided to tell the unwashed masses that using a perfectly useful tool in your writing arsenal is bad just because They Say So. 

[kinoaida]

[maxofs2d]

Sorry about this being in Twitter format but it was too good not to share. (x)

[imathers]

Boy, I remember when all of this seemed* like a mostly abstract consideration and not something we’re going to have to take to the streets over and over again to combat.

*(rightly or wrongly [probably the latter], and I am fully aware this also speaks to how privileged my existence is)