*taps mic* “is this thing on?”

| Susie | She/Her | Vegan | Human Rights Stan | Big Tree Hugger Energy | Hamster Aficionado | Personal Hygiene Enthusiast | 99% Mobile | Moderator | Choosing Growth | “The only person you are destined to become, is the person you decide to be.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson -“I believe depression is legitimate; but I also believe that if you don’t exercise, eat nutritious food, get sunlight, get enough sleep, consume positive material, surround yourself with support, you aren’t giving yourself a fighting chance.” - UNKOWN - *profile picture art by @ victrus*

[awesomestlonerever]

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[nahhnotreally-deactivated201809]

As Told By Ginger Theme | Macy Gray

[susiethemoderator]

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[reverseracism]

Last thing that made you laugh or smile on the Internet? I could use a laugh! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

If I share it I’m going to risk you guys starting to think I’m immature… regardless of being in STEM/STEM Career Path and a grown woman. 😭😭 I’ll bite though, because I’m a multifaceted human being. One sec lemme screen shot/record!

- Susie The Moderator

EDIT:

Aight, here it is! The most recent thing that made me laugh on the Internet was caused by a bout of nostalgia. It was in my YouTube likes from a few years back!

It’s a clip of a man doing a voiceover to the X-Men Animated Series Introduction in what I believe to be Jamaican Patois. Bruh, it’s the funniest shit and it had me HOWLING. I’m talking HOOTING and HOLLERING💀🤣😭😂

[langblrwhy]

Me during the whole day: I want to do a total of 0 (zero) things

Me at night: I need to get my life together, I want to be fluent in 3 languages, practice different art styles, learn about the modern civilization and economy and politics and watch a bunch of movies and write and read a couple of books and do e v e r y t h i n g.

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

i love the way women talk… every woman has their own fun expressions and mannerisms we have FUN with it men all talk the same

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

in actual honesty there’s tons of research on how women are linguistic innovators (one example: a study conducted about language changes in english from 1417 to 1681 found that 11 out of the 14 changes they studied were led by young girls, and the 3 remaining linguistic changes were linked to men’s greater access to education) and you can still see that all the time because women talk so distinctively and so fun like you can see young women leading linguistic change all around you

[youchangedme]

felt the entire range of human emotion in the past six months and yet every day was exactly the same. how does that work

[llleighsmith]

*me making my seventh tea / coffee of the day* maybe this little beverage will motivate me to finish my work

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[recaption]

[queenie435]

[charlesoberonn]

Me: Babe, you’re so funny!

My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!

[charlesoberonn]

[exitwound]

this made me cry

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

[t-aash]

Catholics at prayer

[stimman4000]

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[vivienvalentino]

LELA ROCHON Waiting to Exhale, 1995

[glowithin-deactivated20220219]

People truly don’t understand the negative impact of eating unhealthy. It’s not always about losing weight, or obsessing over numbers. Your gut health is literally linked to your mental health. There’s no need to limit ourselves to our favourite meals, but it’s also important to be aware of what we are constantly putting into our bodies.