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WHO: @arpyrites & @pyritcs [CLOSED]
WHERE: Borgin & Burkes
When Tom Riddle had graduated Hogwarts in a blaze of accolades and promise, he could have taken his pick of Ministry internships or entry-level codebreaking positions. His friends had encouraged him to do just that. But Tom, still thrumming with the aftermath of the Myrtle affair and the first and final Riddle family reunion and the casting off of mortality, wasn't interested in desk jobs or climbing ladders. He wanted the world. He wanted to remake its every glaring flaw, and as someone uniquely positioned between the magical and the muggle, he could see them both clearly.
As it turned out, simply possessing political opinions and a talent for magic did not put a roof over one's head. Dippett denied his application to stay on at Hogwarts, and he was too proud to ask his friends for something so mundane as money. So he got a job.
Borgin and Burkes was very nearly wonderful at first. The shop housed the kind of magic which could get you expelled at Hogwarts, and after years of coasting through basic transfiguration and charms, whole new avenues of spellwork unfolded themselves to him. For the first time in his life, he was answerable only to himself; his employers left him more or less to his own devices so long as he made them money and showed up at opening.
The problem was with the customers.
"How much for this one?" The question came from a rather frog-like warlock who fancied himself a connoisseur of dark artefacts. From behind the shop's counter, Tom's fingers flexed involuntarily as the man ran his greasy fingers across the surface of a 16th-century amulet.
"Fifty-five galleons."
The man made a phlegmy noise of disgust. "Highway robbery. What kind of an idiot do you take me for?"
This should have been Tom's cue to turn on the charm: to smile his perfect smile, to point out the amulet's intricate enchantment and goblin-made chain, to flatter. To sprinkle a bit of Legilimency on top if it were needed. He was good at this job. Today, however, he was not in a smiling mood, and it took a strength of practice cultivated over a lifetime of controlling his impulses to keep from cursing the man's entire bloodline.
He was on the verge of answering the man's question with uncharacteristic honesty when the bell on the door tinkled, heralding a new arrival. He pasted his patented Head Boy smile back on. "Good afternoon," he greeted.
- Aether was not a morning person — nor were they a noon person, or an afternoon person, or really much of a person at all these days while the sun was still in the sky — but business hours and Aether hours rarely coincided of late and thus, they were forced to make do. Knockturn Alley was the sort of place that was infinitely improved by nighttime, when all the grime and grit was absorbed into shadow and the constant murmur of danger had a chance to creep up on you — it was a shame, really, to visit by day.
In a sly twist of fate, Knockturn Alley was all but undisturbed by the rampaging paths of the acolytes, the intricate ecosystem of pickpockets and shadowy figures thriving as tentative business was forced to migrate from the heart of Diagon down the road into Knockturn’s snaggle-toothed maw. Even Argo’s presence had never succeeded in making the alley an unappealing location to be, though he’d certainly tried. If they heard one more tangent about apologising to Beryl they were going to Austria just to spite him.
With a cheerful chiming of bells over head and little care for where they’d lost Argo along the way, they pushed through the doors of 13B, inhaling the rich scent of dust and moths and magic and silver polish and grease — of a thick, musky scent tinged with the sour burst of sweat. Their nose wrinkled. Borgin and Burkes was a marvellous place, stocked high with curiosities and curses and mysteries, but while Aether always had time to admire the beguiling collections of medieval weaponry and deeply cursed artefacts, today they had slept late, again, and daylight errands waited for no one.
A polite Good Afternoon was met with an immediate sense of skepticism as Aether’s eyes darted from a particularly impressive (and weighty, no doubt) mace to fix upon Tom Riddle. For a moment they simply stared, with the same unblinking interest of a cat fixated upon potential prey, before their smile broke open, a hint of teeth catching at their lower lip as they reached up to tip their hat back with aplomb. “Riddle.”
There was another customer already in the store, pressed up against the counter and blinking dark amphibian eyes dully between them, as if he couldn’t decide what to be more offended by. “I didn’t know you worked here. What a coincidence.”
It was as much a coincidence as it had been any of the other times Aether had appeared in the past month, forever chasing another absurd errand disguised as a quest dictated by the Ferrymen. Another merry chime of bells heralded their brother’s breathing as he burst into the store behind them. Aether’s hands had somehow, curiously, inched their way to the mace’s handle without them noticing. “Argo — look, it’s Tom.”
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