i am mega stud.

jake puckerman. sixteen. sophomore. pyrokinetic. oldest. awesome.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Jake, I'm really worried about you. Can you come over and talk to me? I'm sure I can steal candy from Santana to make it worth your time.

Jake: It is after curfew...

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Can I get a list of the rules first?

Jake: The rules of the school and the general laws.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: If I ask for what I want, would you give me what I ask for?

Jake: If it doesn't break rules, I could.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Does that theory work for you, too?

Jake: Possibly?

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Seriously? You have no advice at all? Jake, this is Sam. I don't care about your new Hero path. I need you to be my friend and tell me what to say to him. Stop being an idiot.

Jake: Tell him to talk to you. I don't know what else you want from me. That's what you want, that's what you need to ask for.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: What do I do then? Also, what the fuck is your path"

Jake: I don't know what you do. And my path is to be a hero.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: I'm supposed to be a villain. Am I acting like a villain?

Jake: As far as I am aware, no. But it has come to my attention that I have gone too far off my path.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: "Supposed to be?"

Jake: Yes. I'm supposed to be a hero. So I'm acting like a hero.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Probably because you aren't acting like the Jake we know and tolerate.

Jake: I'm acting the way I'm supposed to be, Sofia.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Yes, thank you. I've never once considered telling them to stop being weird. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Jake: Nothing is wrong with me. Why is everyone so convinced something is wrong with me?

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Well, good. Can you stop being weird then? What should I do?

Jake: Tell them to stop acting weird. You seem to be good at it.

[askthesheergenius-blog]

That’s true, there’s always ice cream. It does, trust me, it does. Maybe not the entire world, but parts of it. 

That’s cool. I have control of my powers too, when I’m happy. 

[pyro-jake]

Whatever you say...

You clearly have work to do. You should be able to always control your power. Happy or not.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Really?

Jake: Really.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: I'm upset no matter what you say. He didn't NOT tell me anything. I'm being an idiot over nothing. I'm sorry I bothered you.

Jake: You're not bothering me.

[askthesheergenius-blog]

I mean.. it kinda does, doesn’t it? It protects people from going hungry. And it makes me happy, that’s protecting the world too. Sort of. But yeah, I get it. So… if you’re a pyro - how do you use your powers without hurting people?

[pyro-jake]

There are better foods to prevent world hunger, pizza would not be a top choice. Also, your happiness has no effect on the world's safety.

I have control of my power. I don't just shoot flames at anyone I see.

[pyro-jake]

TEXT | JAKEFIA

Sofia: Well, Sam is. You're being very weird. You could at least make an inference. I don't like you like this.

Jake: If I make an inference and I'm wrong, then you're going to get upset over nothing. But obviously Sam did something wrong if he won't tell you.

[joeldolittle]

Of course, how could I forget? That’s your number one and only priority, after all.

[pyro-jake]

I have other priorities. But yes, my number one priority is being the best hero I can be.