Pyrocynical Confessions

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Me again lol. I was just watching some of Niall’s (imma call him Niall) videos and I can’t help but notice he has very nice lips. It’s so random but I really wanna kiss him or something!! Why is he so cute all the time??

He’s extremely cute 24/7, and now that you’ve said something, I notice it too. He has very nice lips. I’m jealous.

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I wanna give Niall all the love in the world for all the effort he puts into his videos

We can send it through the stratosphere!

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I honestly love pryo.everytime I see he uploads a new video I get so happy! He's really comforting for me, he's helped me go through hell and back. He's just awesome!!!

His videos are very good for relaxing, and he’s such a funny, chill dude, it’s very helpful.

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Yo I got it I got the ringtone :)

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i masturbated while watching a pyro's vid

I wonder how many people have done this.

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Im so happy my son has returned

he has returned and he is better than ever!

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pyro's height is a whole mystery to me and i hate it, how tall is this fucking man

I think it’s around 6ft… I’m not entirely sure though. He’s a tol boy.

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I haven't had a crush in years and now I have a crush on Niall and I don't know what to do with my life now tbh

let it consume you. join us.

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GOD pyro is such a blessing. he's just about the only interesting youtuber on the site and i love him and cherish him so much i never want him to stop making videos

I feel the exact same way. He’s a very interesting guy, and seems so kind and nice. Seems like he’s a very good dude, and I have a lot of respect for him and his content.

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i always wonder if hes tall or short bc compared to people in vlogs i cant really tell

I like to think he’s on the taller side, but you’re right. You can’t really tell.

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is it weird to masturbate to niall? lmao just asking. He's one hot motherfucker

To each their own! As long as you keep it on the internet.

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i wish people made more pyrocynical content, like imagines and stuff, because what ive seen isnt that great

I wouldn’t mind an influx of context to the inbox, people are always welcome to submit things here!

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I’m a trans guy and my friends say I look like pyrocynical and it helps me with my dysphoria even if it’s dumb it really helps :,)

That’s great! I’m so happy to hear that! It’s not dumb at all

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I want pyro to bone me

You are not alone, my friend, many people agree with you wholeheartedly.

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He he big boy

he smol bean

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I wanna fuck pyros voice

don’t we all

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with all the other shit going on like the adpocalypse, i hope pyro's alright and doesn't stop making content. I wish the best for him :'0

Me too. I love the content he’s been making lately. The Cuphead video was extremely interesting