maniac, not machine

Marcus Valle. 18. Hephaestus's son. More machine than maniac. I think the tiny gears in my head are starting to function properly, but we really can't be so sure about that. Probably needs more oil.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why do you always lock your door huh

[nathancanfixit]

I d—why are you changing the subject?

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why are you changing the subject

[nathancanfixit]

excuse me you started it 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nuh uh

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why do you always lock your door huh

[nathancanfixit]

I d—why are you changing the subject?

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why are you changing the subject

[pyromaniac-marcus]

yeah you can ok

dead fish

[nathancanfixit]

Well I can’t, my girlfriend will kill me. And what on earth will I do with a dead fish, Marcus? Are you drunk? 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

no im not it’s only 9am 

are u drunk

[nathancanfixit]

No, okay. I’m going to class in a few hours. 

And if you’re not drunk then why are you talking about dead fish in the morning? 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why do you always lock your door huh

[pyromaniac-marcus]

yeah you can ok

dead fish

[nathancanfixit]

Well I can’t, my girlfriend will kill me. And what on earth will I do with a dead fish, Marcus? Are you drunk? 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

no im not it's only 9am 

are u drunk

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:((((((((((((

[nyssasonfire-blog]

i just said i despised you less than nathan

[pyromaniac-marcus]

wow ok

[nathancanfixit]

Does anyone have a bag? I need it, thanks. I need it like now. 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why so you can put a cat inside and then take it out because

cat out of the bag

[nathancanfixit]

No, okay I don’t want to put a cat inside, seriously.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

what about

a

piranha

[nathancanfixit]

You can’t put fish in a bag, you idiot. 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

yeah you can ok

dead fish

[pyromaniac-marcus]

oh

[nyssasonfire-blog]

ya

[pyromaniac-marcus]

are they guys

[nyssasonfire-blog]

yes apparently we’re a “very manly family” +++++ they aren’t idiots like u an nathan yay

[pyromaniac-marcus]

i thought you love me

[nyssasonfire-blog]

i never said that

[pyromaniac-marcus]

:((((((((((((

[pyromaniac-marcus]

oh

[nyssasonfire-blog]

ya

[pyromaniac-marcus]

are they guys

[nyssasonfire-blog]

yes apparently we’re a “very manly family” +++++ they aren’t idiots like u an nathan yay

[pyromaniac-marcus]

i thought you love me

[nathancanfixit]

Does anyone have a bag? I need it, thanks. I need it like now. 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why so you can put a cat inside and then take it out because

cat out of the bag

[nathancanfixit]

No, okay I don’t want to put a cat inside, seriously.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

what about

a

piranha

[pyromaniac-marcus]

oh

[nyssasonfire-blog]

ya

[pyromaniac-marcus]

are they guys

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nO

[nyssasonfire-blog]

*cackles* oh he does *grins*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ew

[nyssasonfire-blog]

you like me better than nathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 the feeling is mutual don’t tell him i said that

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ofc i like you better than nathan yaaaaaaaaaaay

[nyssasonfire-blog]

OMG MARCUS WE HAVE NEW SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[pyromaniac-marcus]

whAT 

WhYyyYYyYy :(((

[nyssasonfire-blog]

because daddy’s a bit of a manwhore thats why

[pyromaniac-marcus]

oh

[nathancanfixit]

Does anyone have a bag? I need it, thanks. I need it like now. 

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why so you can put a cat inside and then take it out because

cat out of the bag

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nO

[nyssasonfire-blog]

*cackles* oh he does *grins*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ew

[nyssasonfire-blog]

you like me better than nathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 the feeling is mutual don’t tell him i said that

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ofc i like you better than nathan yaaaaaaaaaaay

[nyssasonfire-blog]

OMG MARCUS WE HAVE NEW SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[pyromaniac-marcus]

whAT 

WhYyyYYyYy :(((

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nO

[nyssasonfire-blog]

*cackles* oh he does *grins*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ew

[nyssasonfire-blog]

you like me better than nathan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 the feeling is mutual don’t tell him i said that

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ofc i like you better than nathan yaaaaaaaaaaay

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nO

[nyssasonfire-blog]

*cackles* oh he does *grins*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

ew

[nyssasonfire-blog]

MARCUSSSSSSSSSSSSS :(((((( *hugs and then sobs*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

why are you crying :(((((((((((((((((((

[nyssasonfire-blog]

because *punches your arm* because i missed you you idiot

[pyromaniac-marcus]

I LOVE YOU TOO :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[nyssasonfire-blog]

I DIDN’T SAY THAT

OH

MY

GOD

STOP ASSUMING THINGS

[pyromaniac-marcus]

so you dont love me :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

OK

[nyssasonfire-blog]

not really no but nathan does *grins*

[pyromaniac-marcus]

nO

[pyromaniac-marcus]

HOLY SHIT

[vanillacoke-jude]

And here we have another member from the Duck Dynasty, folks.

[pyromaniac-marcus]

whERE

[vanillacoke-jude]

Well, he is part of the lack-of-mind department. -ignores Marcus-

[pyromaniac-marcus]

whAt