Nothing Impressive.

Name's Nathaniel Bradford. It would be nice if you called me Nathan. (RP blog)

[freefallwaterfall]

Well, it’s possible that we are. It’s your birthday, just a reminder. 

[nathancanfixit]

-covers her mouth with his hand- But—but it could be because you’re here and that’s something nice. So we’re going out.

[freefallwaterfall]

I’m here…sometimes. And we never eat out??? 

[nathancanfixit]

-shakes head- No…no, this one’s special…because…….-purses lips- ah, because we’re going to prom! That’s good, right?

[freefallwaterfall]

-sighs- We wouldn’t be going if I didn’t tell you to ask me. 

[nathancanfixit]

Fine, okay, I'm sorry. -raises hand up in surrender- I'll...wear a suit, I promise. 

[freefallwaterfall]

Well, it’s possible that we are. It’s your birthday, just a reminder. 

[nathancanfixit]

-covers her mouth with his hand- But—but it could be because you’re here and that’s something nice. So we’re going out.

[freefallwaterfall]

I’m here…sometimes. And we never eat out??? 

[nathancanfixit]

-shakes head- No...no, this one's special...because.......-purses lips- ah, because we're going to prom! That's good, right?

[freefallwaterfall]

-hesitates;shakes head- No. You missed it. Better luck next time.

[nathancanfixit]

What do you mean by “next time”? -makes air quotes- Do I have to wait 20 more years? I think I can wait. -smiles-

[freefallwaterfall]

-frowns- That’s not what I meant. I’ll probably say it later on. Make sure you hear. 

[nathancanfixit]

I will. -beams- Thank youuuuuuuuu— -leans in and kisses her- We’re eating out, by the way. That’s what Melissa told me, but you can’t really trust little children these days…

[freefallwaterfall]

Well, it’s possible that we are. It’s your birthday, just a reminder. 

[nathancanfixit]

-covers her mouth with his hand- But--but it could be because you're here and that's something nice. So we're going out.

[freefallwaterfall]

-hesitates;shakes head- No. You missed it. Better luck next time.

[nathancanfixit]

What do you mean by “next time”? -makes air quotes- Do I have to wait 20 more years? I think I can wait. -smiles-

[freefallwaterfall]

-frowns- That’s not what I meant. I’ll probably say it later on. Make sure you hear. 

[nathancanfixit]

I will. -beams- Thank youuuuuuuuu-- -leans in and kisses her- We're eating out, by the way. That's what Melissa told me, but you can't really trust little children these days...

[freefallwaterfall]

-hesitates;shakes head- No. You missed it. Better luck next time.

[nathancanfixit]

What do you mean by "next time"? -makes air quotes- Do I have to wait 20 more years? I think I can wait. -smiles-

[freefallwaterfall]

Yeah, but the world is always there to slap you in the face and tell you that you’re 20.

And in some scenarios, the world is me.

[nathancanfixit]

Yes, but the world loves me so she won’t slap me. 

[freefallwaterfall]

Psh, please. I love you, and I slap you in the face sometimes. 

[nathancanfixit]

…You what now?

[freefallwaterfall]

-shakes head- Nope, too bad. Even if it’s your birthday. I’m not saying it.

[nathancanfixit]

Not even if I say please?

[nathancanfixit]

Okay. Hi. 

Time feels a little bit too slow today. 

[klausessecretsanta-deactivated2]

Well that’s sad I think?

[nathancanfixit]

It’s sad and annoying, actually. Sometimes you want time to fly so fast but it kinda just…doesn’t. Not when you want it to, anyway. 

[klausessecretsanta-deactivated2]

How can you fly, are you a son of Zeus or something?

[nathancanfixit]

No, I meant time, not me! -laughs a little- Nah, I'm actually Hephaestus' and we cannot fly. Unless we make things that can make us fly then maybe we could. 

[freefallwaterfall]

Yeah, but the world is always there to slap you in the face and tell you that you’re 20.

And in some scenarios, the world is me.

[nathancanfixit]

Yes, but the world loves me so she won’t slap me. 

[freefallwaterfall]

Psh, please. I love you, and I slap you in the face sometimes. 

[nathancanfixit]

...You what now?

[freefallwaterfall]

Yeah, but the world is always there to slap you in the face and tell you that you’re 20.

And in some scenarios, the world is me.

[nathancanfixit]

Yes, but the world loves me so she won't slap me. 

[nathancanfixit]

Okay. Hi. 

Time feels a little bit too slow today. 

[klausessecretsanta-deactivated2]

Well that’s sad I think?

[nathancanfixit]

It's sad and annoying, actually. Sometimes you want time to fly so fast but it kinda just...doesn't. Not when you want it to, anyway. 

[nathancanfixit]

Okay. Hi. 

Time feels a little bit too slow today. 

[freefallwaterfall]

If it gets too fast, you’d still be 20 from this point. No backsies.

[nathancanfixit]

-frowns- I can always pretend that it's not my birthday, so ha. I'm not 20. 

[nathancanfixit]

Okay. Hi. 

Time feels a little bit too slow today. 

[nathancanfixit]

.

[nathancanfixit]

Oh well then that’s good! -smiles- I’m just checking. 

Yeah. -laughs- I don’t know really. I’ll drop by once in a while, though. It’s nicer here. 

[nyssasonfire-blog]

Are you in the right mind?

*smiles* I’m looking forward to that.

[nathancanfixit]

I...Yes. I think. -shakes head- No wait, I am in the right mind.

So you're staying here? For how long? 

[vanillacoke-jude]

Why not? I bet a grown male hippopotamus could fit up Uranus.

[nathancanfixit]

Well, I don’t want a grown male hippo down my anus. 

[vanillacoke-jude]

-whispers- Did you get my IM?

[nathancanfixit]

IM? Well, no. What did you say in it? 

[vanillacoke-jude]

SOMETHING IMPORTANT, YOU FUCKWIT

[nathancanfixit]

Like what? 

[nyssasonfire-blog]

College, duh. Why would anyone with a right mind do that? 

WHAT?? YOU JUST GOT HERE

[nathancanfixit]

Oh right— -pauses- Are you in your right mind? 

I have a class in a few hours and I’ll have to unpack stuff when I get back to Florida. I’d love to stay, I really do. But I can’t. 

[nyssasonfire-blog]

Yes???????

:((((((((((( Florida’s so far away no wonder I haven’t seen you at all jesus, when are you coming back?

[nathancanfixit]

Oh well then that's good! -smiles- I'm just checking. 

Yeah. -laughs- I don't know really. I'll drop by once in a while, though. It's nicer here. 

[freefallwaterfall]

Why did you let me have three?

Baby, are you kicking yourself out of the cabin? You don’t have to do that, you know.

[nathancanfixit]

Well, if I forcibly take them away, you’ll be angry at me. 

No, no, I’m not. I’m just taking all of my shirts.. Do you even see what I’m wearing right now? -gestures to his torso shirt-

[freefallwaterfall]

Oh, well, that’s true. 

Yes, I see it very clearly. What is up with you and colored shirts? I see no harm in wearing them!

[nathancanfixit]

See? I don't want you to be angry with me. 

It's my emergency shirt! I look a lot more horrible in them. -shudders- Need a new shirt.