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"Alina" AKA Yung Ween

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[joshpeck]

you put it into words

[granulatedoblivion]

Interesting

[death-by-elocution]

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

let me elaborate

i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went “excuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesn’t want to buy me a soda!!!”

and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad “sir, can’t you see the young lady needs a drink?“ 

and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe

[bortoukali]

[n0chillvibes]

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

[babyanimalgifs]

[chuckdrawsthings]

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

[veganthranduil]

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

[itwasntrainingyet]

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[naturaekos]

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.

Albert Camus (via naturaekos)

[trapgrl]

[p-o-l-o-deactivated20210131]

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[jrsin33-deactivated20180823]

[xchickengirlx]

[wordsnquotes]

I need to be alone for certain periods of time or I violate my own rhythm.

Lee Krasner (via wordsnquotes)

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[tillerboomin]

When your parents leave you with your grandma

[fluffgawd]

Noooooo 😂

[pettywap]

not the inhaler though 😭😭

[super-shar]

Someone needa come get they mama and they son 😂😂😂😂

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO I’m grandma

[passionjuicespot]

Oh my gosh

[deebott]

I’m the grandma

[halfemptyglassofwine]