I always wondered what would happen if a Black Man that disrespected Black Women got into Heaven
*Gets into Heaven on a technicality*
Black Guy: Wooow, this place is beautiful!!!
Black Guy: Oh my God there’s so many people here
Black Guy: *looks around* aye, aye! Aunt Veronica, Aye its me
Aunt Veronica: *Flying by*
Black Guy: Dam… maybe she didn’t hear me.. she was pretty high up..
Black Guy: *Walking around* this place really is beautiful
Black Guy: omg is that.. AYE, AYE! Uncle Lennard, AYE its me man!
Uncle Lennard: *sitting on a bench* aw hell, they done let this negro in
Black Guy: *walks up* aye uncle, man im so glad to see you here
Uncle Lennard: hey man… so they let you in huh..
Black Guy: Yea man, but to be honest i barely got in. Bruh at the gate said that thanks to my blood donation i saved a few hundred people so it kinda balanced out everything.
Uncle Lennard: well ain’t that bout a bitch
Uncle Lennard: nothin.. its nothin nephew.. *stands up* good to see ya.. *walks off*
Black Guy: Dam what was that about??
Black Guy: *walking around* i wonder what was up with Unc just now..
-An All White with Gold Trim Cadillac pulls up next to him-
Black Guy: *looks up* OMG!!! UNCLE CRAIG!!
Uncle Craig: *looks over* aww hell naw, no they didn’t!
Black Guy: Uncle Craig its me. What up baby!
Uncle Craig: Yea i see you nigga, they just lettin anyone in now huh?
Uncle Craig: Aye, All Lives Matter i guess huh
Black Guy: All lives matter…. *Thinks*
Black Guy: *flash backs to him tweeting all lives matter against black protest*
Black Guy: *makes a deep gasp*
Uncle Craig: uh huh, you done fucked up big time nephew
Black Guy: look that was back in the past. i aint-
Uncle Craig: and don’t think we ain’t see those post you made talking mess about dark skin women
Uncle Craig: ooo wait till yo great ancestors see yo ass *skirrrts off*
As im writing this, i kinda figured this could be pretty good for a lil series. Like a story talking about the history and effects of racism and colorism. Like a black satire or like a old school spike lee joint 🤔
Idk, Lemme know what y'all think. i can make this just a regular storytime post, or into a big story with chapters and junk..
i’ll decide from the feedback 😬👍🏾
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