witty title.

quentin dawson, 15. teemo is a little shit.

[lucaburnside-deactivated2016061]

What are drug dealers supposed to look like?

[q-dawson]

Hopefully n-not skinny, white 15-year-old b-boys.

[itsfucking-john]

On the contrary, it’s pretty fucking hilarious. You tell him where to find some?

[q-dawson]

I don't k-know where to find a-any! 

[islaramseyblog-deactivated20140]

You kinda do, with the little stutter and the face..Oh the clothing too! the little vests and everything..

[q-dawson]

I found no h-humor in that.

[lucaburnside-deactivated2016061]

Hey man, you just said drugs. You didn’t say what kind.

[q-dawson]

Do I r-really look like I would s-sell drugs?

[jillian--dawson]

Really? That sucks.

I’ll take you after school tomorrow to get another one, okay? 

[q-dawson]

N-no, it's fine. I-I'm using your hair dryer to d-dry it out.

[lucaburnside-deactivated2016061]

Ah. Well, okay then.

[q-dawson]

D-do I really look like a c-crack dealer?

[jillian--dawson]

He must have already been cracked out to think that you sell drugs. Unless by drugs he meant candy or those chips you like.

[q-dawson]

Unless skinny, 15-year-old w-white boys is his definition o-of a drug dealer...

E-either way, he made me d-drop my comic in a p-puddle.

[sad-couture]

[lucaburnside-deactivated2016061]

Do you?

[q-dawson]

Oh m-my god.

N-no.

[itsfucking-john]

[q-dawson]

B-being harassed by a homeless m-man for crack isn't funny, J-John. 

[q-dawson]

[jillian--dawson]

Hugs not drugs, baby bro.

[q-dawson]

I k-know this but a-apparently the guy who p-passed by me on the way h-home from the comic book s-store doesn't understand that.

[fcknaugust]

Yeah, I probably should have. I’m not good at studying. 

[q-dawson]

T-there are help sites on t-the internet. And a w-whole bunch of note-b-banging nerds who would help y-you.

[q-dawson]

D-do I even look l-like I sell drugs?

[fcknaugust]

I failed math. Fuck me. 

[fcknaugust]

[q-dawson]

M-maybe you should h-have studied more.

[idkira]

I have a penchant for sardonic realism, clearly.

[q-dawson]

Y-You're using really b-big words that my puny m-man mind doesn't understand.

[jillian--dawson]

I’m not swooning over Dave, Quentin. I don’t swoon so stop smirking at me.

[q-dawson]

M-Mhm. 

Total s-swoonage, Jillian.