jester zone

nic 24 i like sci fi and pirates :/

[kushblazer666]

[qazastra]

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[markets]

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

[chainemails]

LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

BE 👏 NOT 👏 AFRAID 👏 BITCH 👏👼🏼: On the 🥈nd Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

I 👏 BRING 👏 YOU 👏 GOOD 👏 TIDINGS 👏 OF 👏 GREAT 👏 DICK 👼🏼: On the 🥉rd Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

DICK 👏 THE 👏 HALLS 👏 BITCH 🎄🎀: On the ⓸th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

GO 👏 TELL 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 MOUNTAIN 🏔🏔🏔: On the 𝟝th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

JINGLE 👏 THOSE 👏 BALLS 👏 BITCH 🔔🔔: On the ❻th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

HARK 👏 THE 👏 PARTY 👏 BITCHES 👏 SING 👏👼🏼: On the 𝟟th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

O 👏 CUM 👏 ALL 👏 YE 👏 BITCHES 👏 ✨: On the ⓼th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 8️⃣tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

JOY 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 GURLS 👏 THE 👏 BOIS 👏 HAVE 👏 CUM 👏 🌟: On the 𝟿th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!

YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

[dykg]

hey, don't cry. 1 million transgender vampires on earth. okay?

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[orc-boar-dyke]

I get horny and go to a porn site and hten I get really scare cause they’re naked and so i close my copmuter and start crying

[fagsromana]

[shiftythrifting]

this was hanging in the scarves section, i thought it might be some bizarre wedding trinket as at first i only saw half of Edward’s face- when unfolded this nightmare came to confront me

[godoforeos]

[party-gilmore]

Man Who Thinks Primarily Of Fucknasty Gay Sex Throughout The Work Day Living In Constant Fear Of Freudian Slip

[qlores]

what do i even do on here

[themistymountainscold]

stede, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys 

ed: no? where did you hear that? 

stede, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

[qlores]

guess i’m here now hi guys

[qlores]

i’m gonna be the first bitch to talk about qlore on tumblr. i need lore to be q’s sex boy