SIC VITA EST

give me something to believe in

[fagsromana]

i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him

[seizuredaughter-deactivated2026]

I'm gonna die in a car crash listening 2 some faggot music and then the emts are gonna fuck my mouth

[paperclip6]

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

[woman-respecter]

simon and garfunkel rekindled their friendship, the blowjob brothers from oasis reunited i think, buckingham nicks are somewhat amicable, taylor invited karlie to her wedding. paul mccartney it’s time to learn necromancy.

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[fagsromana]

going up to a self proclaimed “guy who thinks about the roman empire every day” and asking him to name three roman emperors who are not augustus, marcus aurelius, or constantine. negative points if he says julius caesar

[fagsromana]

sharing a room with someone for the next month HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFFFFF

[schmilsson]

person who has listened to 10 beatles songs: she loves you yeah yeah yeah :)

person who has listened to 300 beatles songs: bro u gotta get on the yoko ono's divorce themed oh darling early take

person who has listened to 10000 beatles songs: she loves you yeah yeah yeah :)

[kuutamosonaatti]

It’s hard to shake off something that’s already under your skin.

[fagsromana]

surely my strategy of not eating until dinner, walking 15,000 steps a day, and smoking cigarettes until i’m nauseous will help me lose weight this summer #eurosummer

[fagsromana]

roy sibling group chat but without shiv named “💪ROY BOYS💪” and kendall made it and no one uses it

[fagsromana]

i hope the lionel messi bouncing on it statue survives for thousands of years so archeologists can decipher it

[fagsromana]

whenever i see bts pics of the beatles biopics i get really angry and throw my phone against a wall

[fagsromana]

MY OLD MAN TEXTED ME. LORD IVE PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THESE

[waywardsist3rs]

howbrat hamlin

References used. 1920s suit advertisement illustrations are SO GOOD. Padded shoulders and slut waist IS the blueprint.

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[cloevr]

[fagsromana]

john is walking paul’s dog here. which could mean nothing