*lon qu voice* women

ricken lover 69 noun - title bestowed onto me (crack rp blog with flipper emblem. willing to do serious!)

[qonlu]

WHAT A WILD RIDE

[qonlu]

it's summer, i got my sword on backwards and it's time to fucking party

[qonlu]

*HITS HEAD AGAINST GARAGE*

[qonlu]

it's summer, i got my sword on backwards and it's time to fucking party

[qonlu]

stop bullying me because i wont peel you

[qonlu]

they're... gone

HAHAHA MAGNIFIQUE I CAN RELAX IN PEACE

[LEAVES FOR OWN TENT AND ACCESSES SUPER SECRET RACECAR BED ROOM]

thank you

[qonlu]

NAH JUST GIVE ME BACK MY RACECAR BED!!!!

[feapersonals]

[qonlu]

i just want my bed back

[feroxdancer]

FINE I WILL HAVE FUN WITH INIGO’S CUDDLING 

[qonlu]

GOOD RIDDANCE I DON'T NEED LAME CUDDLING THAT'S FOR LOSERS LIKE YOU!!

[feroxdancer]

Actually………………I dont mind because……..

INIGO GETS REALLY SCARED AT NIGHT AND CRIES AND NEEDS HIS MOMMY TO HOLD HIM AND I WANT TO AVOID THAT 

[qonlu]

...

GOOD! HAVE FUN WITH THE BEETLES INFERNAL WOMEN

[qonlu]

I LIED.... I DONT ACTUALLY SELL POTATOES FOR 500 GOLD A WEEK AT A TIME I DO MERCENARY WORK AND CARVE POTATOES FOR CAMP FOOD...

[feroxdancer]

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!?!?! MR POTATO HEAD THIS IS NOT A GAME,

[qonlu]

I WOULDNT BE DOING THIS IF YOU HADNT GOTTEN MY DAMN BED TAKEN AWAY!!! GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

[qonlu]

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I'M COMANDEERING THIS BED FOR MYSELF THAT RACECAR BED WAS MY ONLY BED

[feroxdancer]

I was gonna give it to you but Nah just ran off with it oops

[qonlu]

i hate to do this but...

[gets in olivia's bed]

my bed now

[qonlu]

hmph you're all losers i have tons of extra racecar beds....

[feroxdancer]

WELL…….WELL…..WELL…..Inigo made a mess okay and it’s your job to clean it up and fix us more food…..then i will give back the racecar bed and you can move on with you potato peeling life

[qonlu]

adljhkjahdvchmjmCLEANINGfhashdk... Damn, woman...

[LOUD CLEANING NOISES] 

Look, your tent sparkles like a lake in spring... NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BED PLEASE? PLS