sal fisher headcanons OMGG
x fem!
i must bring the sally face fandom back like roight bloody now cuz sally face is my fav thing in the world sooooo headcanon time 2 start it off 😉🐱💋 and also ngl my perception of sal is revolves around a wattpad story (it’s called DayBreak girl it’s been like 8 BBLOODY MOTNHS WITHOUT A CHAPTER plzzz if u see this plz come back i miss u baby😭) so plz read it and i guess u will kind of understand where i’m coming from cuz i’m crazy
relationship hc’s 😉
he is so chill but this guy is the most horniest virgin (me😛) like he will get so riled up over so many things u do like…😉🤫💋
he’s not scared to touch u if ur not scared to touch him but it’s not obvious (i like the idea of a secret relationship w him) so like if ur in a crowded space and away from the others maybe he’ll like hold ur pinkie or ghost ur waist or something hehehe 🤭
he will literally do anything for u like he will beat the shit out of someone for u (daybreak reference😉😉)
he AUGH he worships the ground u walk on
u deffo share cigarettes together
gives u rings of his (daybreak ref……)
he is a bit of a closet perv but not in a rapey sense like before u guys have 😬done it😬 he will think abt it a lot but will always feel SO guilty abt it
he’s always looking out for u for sure he’s very protective and everyone can c it
he’s rlly clingy when ur alone together
during 😉sex😉 he likes to take his time to make sure u feel good cuz ur pleasure is his pleasure and he will liddderaalllyyy get off to eating u out or something cuz he loves making u feel so good
he’s rlly gentle during it too so like 😏slow and deep AUGHHH cuz he doesn’t like the intense stuff but like neither do i so that’s why i’m perfect 4 him 😊 soz
he’s a whimperer😜
i love the idea that he’s tall and lanky so if u can’t reach something then yk hes abt to get it for u only to hold in up in the air further from ur reach
he’s very observant and notices the small things like when u get new earrings or try something new with ur makeup and he’ll compliment u
he’s like a puppy with u
he expresses his love with his actions cuz he’s bad with words but if he’s tired or sleepy then he’ll slur how much he loves u awww
manwife and girlboss relationship…
when u guys cuddle wait let me try and explain this
so basically ur lying on ur side his neck is nuzzled into ur neck or ur chest and his arms are wrapped around ur waist SO TIGHT THAT SOMETIMES U HAVE TO BE LIKE
sal.. i can’t rlly breathe…
ur arms r around his neck and ur stroking his head or playing with his hair
he’s definitely thought abt calling u mommy LMFAOO
once u guys r more open abt ur relationship and ur not hesitant to touch him in public he’ll do the same
u guys r very play fighty like if ur in the store sometimes you’ll both playfully push eachother or pretend to punch eachother
u guys r like an old married couple sometimes
u judge people together for sure LMAOO
u guys r so sarcastic towards eachother like the judgmental looks up and down
this guy is so horny all the time like when u guys r making out and u kind of press urself closer to him he’ll instantly push u away cuz he wants to be respectful and also cuz he doesn’t want u to feel his little friend pay a visit 😊
whenever u guys r hanging out at each others places and ur wearing something revealing like some pj shorts or a small top just know that he will try so hard not to look and there WILL be a pillow on his lap but if ur not looking sometimes he will pay u a little glance cuz IF ITS THERE…🤷🏻♀️
if he’s feeling a little bit 😉horny😉 then he’s not the type of guy to call u up to fuck cuz he doesn’t want to do anything that’s only to ease him down plus he hates the idea of u feeling used like it physically pains him
this guy is Like horny 24/7 and hides it so well
u guys deffo judge people together
like imagine ur both at school in class and someone does something goofy and u guys r just like 😐🤨
if a cheesy song comes on like something from the smiths or something or CARELESS WHISPER LMFAOO he’ll playfully sing to you like elvis or something
if u fall asleep on the sofa or something then he’ll carry u to bed
he worships the ground u walk on like he really believes that u r untouchable and nobody deserves you
he loves being in your presence and just being in your room
sometimes if u go in the shower and he’s lying on ur bed he gets up and sits on the end of it waiting for u cuz he doesn’t wanna overstep and when u get changed out of ur towel he walks out the room to leave u to it even if u object to him
he loves watching u do ur makeup or skincare or whatever
he likes giving u clothes of his
one time u stayed over at his when his dad was out on a work trip and u forgot clothes so he gave u a t-shirt and BOXERSSSS TO SLEEP IN and u kept them both and now u sleep and lounge in them all the time
the second time he seen u with his boxers on after he gave them to u wehn u opened ur door he got so flustered oh my goddd
he loves painting ur nails for u
he gets jealous so if larrys dragged u all to a party and he sees someone checking u out he’ll make it obvious to the person checking u out that u guys have something going on but makes sure it’s not obvious to the others
he likes to make u tea in the morning aww
random hc’s 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
he has a mixed music taste and he deff listens to weezer… but not in a manipulative way in like a virgin who has game but doesn’t realise it way HAIA
he’s rlly rlly smart
his fashion sense is literally like band or plain t shirts with jeans with the same converse he’s had for god knows how many years and just whatever jacket
he wears flannel pj pants… i zont make the rules (i do)
he has a smiley piercing cuz he was experimenting once and thought “yk if it looks bad who the fuck will c it anyway” but i DOES NOT! look bad 😉
he has rlly amazing straight teeth even though he didn’t have braces like he was blessed with such good teeth
jawline can cut carrots 😉
he’s rlly clean and showers twice a day for like 20 minutes each time just scrubbing all over cuz he hates the idea of smelling like shit (larry…)
he cracks his knuckles to creep everyone out
he’s rlly scared of dogs (canon buttt) like whenever he sees one he starts to breathe heavy and like goes all wide eyed and won’t stop watching it until it’s out of his sight like he gets SO NERVOUS CUZ HES SCARED
he is so sarcastic
he smells like clean laundry and mint 😊
his back😉 is attractive😉
he only wears white socks
he skateboards 😘😍😛
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i’m gonna do larry next 😸
plz send requests for me 2 do thx 😊😉😉
why did this low-key go off on one 10 months later 😭😭
