✩📦₊˚.qrtzwvr✩

⋆.˚✮˚.⋆ she/her.. artist.. "human" from "earth" or "something" i dont "know" its "complicated"

[spam-monster]

Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary as "men who persevere against impossible odds and find courage in the depths of despair"

Versus Obsession and Backrooms "men will willingly stay in a literal horror movie situation over confronting their mistakes and taking responsibility for their actions"

[qrtzwvr]

THIS

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:

mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone

mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.

there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming

they're in space I think. maybe.

silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner

there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo

is this at all accurate

[qrtzwvr]

"would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo"

yeah stratt would do that

[acid-vengence]

Happy pride to markiplier who’s finally safe and curled up in Ryan Goslings arms

[aexphr]

i will not be explaining myself HAPPY IRON LUNG RELEASE DAY

[qrtzwvr]

IM FRYING

[donabene]

i really love a lot of the comments on the phm subreddit

(canon typical discussion of suicide methods at the link)

[qrtzwvr]

do you think markiplier knows hes being shipped with ryan gosling or

[qrtzwvr]

i PROPHESIED this shit

[littleprincefan]

hi guys is anyone still Alive after that mark video

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

very funny to me how there's not that many characters in phm to play with so the fandom's just been stealing characters from other movies. like yeah grace has a twin brother who's ryan gosling from a different movie. hell why not andy weir crossover mark watney's here too. let's throw markiplier in while we're at it.

[laneofpennies]

im crying. get him out of here. this is none of his business /j

[lum1natriiix]

happy iron lung day to all who celebrate

[qrtzwvr]

IM BAWLING HE KNOWS

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[qrtzwvr]

help simon picked up graces astrophage and grace immediately got a crush on him😭😭

[assiraphales]

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

[wintersnails]

love when x files episodes begin with Mulder just telling Scully absolute nonsense

[wintersnails]

Scully: good mor —

Mulder: so a coded letter ‼️ was slipped into my underwear drawer and it says that they’re trying to ship 😱✈️ Bigfoot’s Toenail 🤯 🤯 out of the country (!!!). they’re trying to COVER IT UP but i won’t let our government hide this from us Scully 😤 ✊we deserve to know the TRUTH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[qrtzwvr]

idtsfktpi🥀

[freezeasoul]

when someone picks to save a group of people over one person in the trolley problem no one bats an eye, but when I, Eva Stratt,