Exploding Whales

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[qtiepiez]

ੈ✩‧₊˚Hi Hi!

Introduction Post!! Name: Yo Mama

Occupation: Yo mama

Purpose: if I knew, would I really be on here?

DNI (meaning do not interact): Evil, under 13, over 22, looking for uh.. intimate relationships on here (looking at you “I can spoil you” guys)

Likes: Dogs! Cats too ig, any funky animals (like hyenas or those fanged deer), sweets! And also any other flavors I’m not picky, redbull 🤤, music, dancing (not like professionally, like spontaneously catching a vibe and needing to move yk?) aaaaannnnndddd every season because when I’m in it I think it’s my favorite and I love them all equally

Dislikes: you. Greasy food, being dirty or unclean, things that stink, politics (I’m not a centrist or anything, I’m a leftist actually, it just sucks that it creates such a big divide nowadays), um idk

Music!!!!!!!! The Beatles, Smokedope2016, ghostfacekush, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Sublime, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Fiona Apple, queef jerky, pj Harvey, nastyona, Sheena ringo, PANCHIKO!!, Björk, The Clash, The Smiths, GORILLAZ!!, The Velvet Underground, insert other things here

What else……..

Hmmmmmmmmmm

can you tell I’m just trying to speed run through the ugly colors

MOVIES: Watching the Detectives, Daises, Belladonna of Sadness, Bram Stokers Dracula (1997), Forest Gump, Help!, (500) days of summer, probably more idk

[efajdiyefeb123]

replacing all your underwear with 100% polyester underwear cause fuck you

[qtiepiez]

well I’m replacing all YOUR undies with 100% spandex

[qtiepiez]

bro I got dead last 😭

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I love it when blackberries are fresh off the vine and are still warm from the summer heat

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I think I’m doomed to annually get hooked on ouran high school host club edits on Pinterest and end up rewatching it only to be brutally heartbroken again and then cry for like 45 minutes straight

[qtiepiez]

hey wdym there have been a thousand+ animals/species in space that we put there? Hey wdym that most never made it back and the ones who did got taken apart once they got home? Hey wdym we did that?

[qtiepiez]

I just learned about félicette and now I’m starting my day sad,, thanks phm tumblr ☹️😖

[qtiepiez]

yo ur occupation is my mama ?? that's crazyyyy bc mine is urs !! we're literally matching

Awwwwe stop wait twins!!!!!!!!

[community-gardenss]

im sorry laika

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pics i didn’t post yet but am proud of

I have an eyebrow slit now ^_^

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oh boy i hope no one sees this *gulp*

[efajdiyefeb123]

sees this

[qtiepiez]

Air bubble gets in my veins and all of it instantly froths up and I die

[qtiepiez]

thank you tumblr blaze you've been good to me

[trashybooksforladies]

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999) - Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain’t nothin’ gonna change that, shit!

[valiumsugar]

i have princess in a tower disorder (uncontrollable isolation)

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[qtiepiez]

everybody hype me up so i can do an ab workout to the end

[qtiepiez]

pics i didn’t post yet but am proud of

I have an eyebrow slit now ^_^

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oh boy i hope no one sees this *gulp*

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my pink order just shipped ^_^