Quaft Delicates

but a wee sjw from alberta. she/her. 80s baby.

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[justanapparatus]

why is it that when someone is struggling mentally we always ask if they've tried therapy and never give them $5000

[justanapparatus]

therapy:

another responsibility for the stressed person

requires time and money they probably don't have

takes a lot of luck and hard work and time to be effective

$5000

$5000

[quaft-delicates]

Happy New Year!! I resolve to make one thooouusand bagels!!

(might take longer than a year but that's okay; I resolve to make at least 500 of them in 2026. I want to get good at it, but more than that I want to get confident at it)

[quaft-delicates]

January: 24 + 16 + 16 + 12 = 68

February: 12 + 8 +8 + 8 = 36

104/1000

[quaft-delicates]

March: 4 + 8 + 62 + 12 + 12 = 98

202/1000

[quaft-delicates]

April: 12 + 12 = 24

226/1000

[quaft-delicates]

May: 8 + 12 = 20

246/1000

[quaft-delicates]

June: 24 + 16 = 40

286/1000

[quaft-delicates]

bagels from the day before yesterday

also, got some dozen-bagel-sized containers! they're so obnoxious to store 😂

+ 24

310/1000

[quaft-delicates]

Happy New Year!! I resolve to make one thooouusand bagels!!

(might take longer than a year but that's okay; I resolve to make at least 500 of them in 2026. I want to get good at it, but more than that I want to get confident at it)

[quaft-delicates]

January: 24 + 16 + 16 + 12 = 68

February: 12 + 8 +8 + 8 = 36

104/1000

[quaft-delicates]

March: 4 + 8 + 62 + 12 + 12 = 98

202/1000

[quaft-delicates]

April: 12 + 12 = 24

226/1000

[quaft-delicates]

May: 8 + 12 = 20

246/1000

[quaft-delicates]

June: 24 + 16 = 40

286/1000

[quaft-delicates]

Happy New Year!! I resolve to make one thooouusand bagels!!

(might take longer than a year but that's okay; I resolve to make at least 500 of them in 2026. I want to get good at it, but more than that I want to get confident at it)

[quaft-delicates]

January: 24 + 16 + 16 + 12 = 68

February: 12 + 8 +8 + 8 = 36

104/1000

[quaft-delicates]

March: 4 + 8 + 62 + 12 + 12 = 98

202/1000

[quaft-delicates]

April: 12 + 12 = 24

226/1000

[quaft-delicates]

May: 8 + 12 = 20

246/1000

[quaft-delicates]

did a pretty big bake three days ago, and I tried something new: dehydrated onion and parmesan (at the front of the wire rack)

+24

270/1000

[quaft-delicates]

I made these 3+ weeks ago and forgot to post them (oops)

+16

286/1000

[herpsandbirds]

Eastern Spadefoot (Scaphiopus holbrooki), family Scaphiopodidae, Alabama, USA

photograph by Justin Doll

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[colorbandiits]

[image ID: a cycle with “inaccessibility” at the top, leading to “disabled people unable to participate” leading to “disabled people not visible in public” leading to “disabled people seen as an outlier/rarity” leading to “‘so there’s little/no need to consider them’” leading back around to “inaccessibility” again. At the bottom it is labeled as the Inaccessibility Cycle. Behind the text is the symbol of a person in a wheelchair. End ID]

[covid-safer-hotties]

When you bring up respirators in this context, people lose their shit.

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[just-another-regular-dude]

[adhd-alien]

No wisdom from me this week, I don't know WHAT MY ISSUE IS

ADHD Alien Graphic Novel & Stream here: https://linktr.ee/adhdalien

[felidaefatigue]

local vegan/vinyl bar accepted my humble offering of a graphic to post about their patio being open \○/ huzzah

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 70*70 cm „Moment of Truth“ 2025

[warcrimesimulator]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

re: the comment on my ask about Alberta drivers license nonsense

yes, it also has their separatist slogan on it. "New design removes the dinosaur that was a feature of the current design released in 2018. It will be replaced with an oil derrick and a wild rose, the provincial flower. The words “Alberta Strong and Free” are written on the back."

source link - https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-drivers-license-health-number-9.7222143

Alberta introducing integrated driver licences with health card number on July 2 | CBC News

Alberta will start to roll out new drivers licences starting July 2 that will include an individual’s health card number, finally eliminatin

[beyond-a-name]

notably also includes a citizenship marker, and therefore requires proof of legal status in canada to get. it also puts people's healthcare id in the much more easily accessible motor vehicle license registry that isn't subject to the same privacy laws. removing the only actual piece of alberta cultural iconography, the albertosaurus skeleton, in favour of vapid nationalist separatist bullshit is just the salt on an already gaping wound.