nerdy queen

she/her queer poly cis female - ethical non-monogamy - noted masturbist - work in progress - 40+yrs so incredibly old for this corner of the internet. This tumblr used to be just a queue in which I would dump stuff to read again in a month or two, but @thickness-protection-program has inspired me to use to write about my slutty explorations. It's still going to exist mainly for my own entertainment and I don't promise to entertain anybody else or even update regularly. Best case this will become a diary of sorts with weird sex stories . But hey, feel free to follow and/or contact me. Stuff I like: books, beautiful libraries, good tea, science and knowledge, lord of the rings, birdwatching, languages, calligraphy, feminism, french cheese, silly stuff, sex Changed my url from @nerdyravenclawqueen because while I am still a ravenclaw .... fuck TERFs

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[neenarchive]

miss when u were a kid and u could just walk up to someone and be like. let's be friends and they would be like ok

[neenarchive]

like when you were 8 and you would be at like a function or whatever and your parents would come and check in with you and you would say like yeah this is greg my best friend my pet dragon my lieutenant my squire my copilot my dearest companion my blood brother we met half an hour ago

[quarantine-masturbation-project]

To the english girl who played pirate with us on a motorway stop playground in France somewhere - captain I will forever be grateful that you taught me the english word ‘shark’

[geschiedenis-en-talen]

all queer history on here is just US-American or maybe sometimes some UK history as well and it makes me sad that there’s so little information about other countries’ queer history on here :(

[every-book-has-a-secret]

@makingqueerhistory has some diversity, as of historical queer people, and they’re doing a great job, but there’s a lot of work ahead. 

[makingqueerhistory]

OP is definitely right, there still is a huge gap in the discussions of queer history, and thank you for recommending us!

This isn’t perfect, and many of these only have one article, but here is our list of countries we have written about. We are hoping to one day have at least one article for every country in the world but as @every-book-has-a-secret there is a lot of work still to do.

Europe

Albania Austria Belgium Czechia Czech Republic Denmark England Finland France Germany Greece Hungary Ireland Italy Netherlands Norway Poland Portugal Romania Russia Scotland Slovakia Slovenia Spain Sweden Switzerland

Africa

Algeria Cameroon Egypt Kenya Morocco Nigeria Senegal Sierra Leone South Africa Uganda

North America

Canada Costa Rica Crow Nation Cuba Grenada Jamaica Menominee Nation Mexico Puerto Rico United States of America

South America

Argentina Brazil Chile Colombia Guyana Peru Trinidad and Tobago Uruguay

Asia

Afghanistan Bangladesh China Hong Kong India Iran Israel Japan Pakistan The Philippines South Korea Sri Lanka Syria Turkey

Oceania

Australia Māori Nation New Zealand

Antarctica

Antarctica

[theres-no-going-home-deactivate]

!!! This is what I was looking for! thank you!

[makingqueerhistory]

Of course! Glad we could help!

[kaar-ne]

I’d like to add Tom Of Finland (Touko Valio Laaksonen), the one who drew those erotic pictures of muscular men clad in leather, to the Finnish list.

Some say that Tom Of Finland was the father for the leather gay movement.

[acetarisborn]

PERUVIAN QUEER HISTORY???? God, I love this site

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don’t go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it’s not a chair. It’s a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like… it’s almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[staffs-secret-blog]

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

[staffs-secret-blog]

FINE. Since everyone wants to know, the mops pronouns are he/him

[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[wewanthappinessback-deactivated]

[quarantine-masturbation-project]

her majesty

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[insertcommonnoun]

toilet punger

[alfredo-zauce]

I’m fucking DYING

[v4mpyrsp1t]

ITS BACK

[elizabethanism]

“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

[savvysergeant]

[orange-catsidy]

[orange-catsidy]

somehow this post escaped containment and these are my favourite tags

[orange-catsidy]

more good tags

[thickness-protection-program]

Can’t wait for the Tumblrverse to find out about strap matches 😅

[thickness-protection-program]

I wanna ask something , should I get a tumblr account? I've missed out on the site's glory days because of multiple reasons so I've never gotten into it. But lately I don't know why I've been sucked into looking at tumblr blogs and this thought has peaked my interest. Should I do it? It seems a bit daunting because I'm not quite sure I could handle all the chaotic users so I wanna get an expert's opinion on this matter

I hope you find the expert you're looking for but I think making a Tumblr account is the worst decision you could make in your life. So I say do it. But like starting an rpg you need to pick your class. There's four main types of blogs: meme, horny, aesthetic, and discourse, each branching off into various sub categories, sometimes with some intersectionality. Choose your own destiny

[jigsawtapes]

:)

[neil-gaiman]

One of my favourite human beings. I’ve known Jamie Lee Curtis and her husband Christopher to say hello to for about a decade now and she’s one of those people who wherever you slice her is a good wise thing all the way through. (Chris is my friend in that we wander off together at social events and are shy and awkward together rather than individually.)

[thegaymertrainer]

Brennan is just the best

[la-femme-beansidhe-is-cancelled]

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by quietly remembering that Native Americans sent more aid to Ireland during the famine than Britain or the US.

[sympolite]

specifically, it was the Choctaw nation that sent aid to the Irish during the famine

[swimmiesofdoom]

1.  “more aid to ireland during the famine than britain” okay let’s clear this up, again– there was no famine, it was a genocide, commited specifically by the british.  ireland was literally packed with food.  the only crop that failed was the potato crop.  the british had no problem with ships FULL OF FOOD leaving british ports on british ships from ireland to other places to make money.  IT.  WAS.  NOT.  A.  FAMINE.  IT.  WAS.  A.  GENOCIDE.   and that probably explains why britain didn’t “send aid”.  britain was literally using the “famine” they manufactured to clear the land of indigenous irish people.

2.  which lends poignancy and power to the attempt by the choctaw nation to send food to starving irish people. 

3.  there was much fanfair about this in the british press at the time, because of course the british government was lying to its own people about what they were doing.  it’s convenient to blame natural disasters like “famine” when in fact it is mass murder– kinda like what’s going on in yemen right now.  but to conclude, what didn’t receive a lot of fanfair in the british press is the fact that much of the corn and other food the choctaw nation attempted to send did not go to starving irish people, it was essentially hijacked and went to feed british pigs and livestock.

4.  which is why every saint patrick’s day we remember the genocide (one of many the british attempted in ireland) of black ‘47.  and we always remember the native americans who responded in such good will and with such generosity to starving people an ocean away from them.

[knit-soup]

And - all through primary school (until age 12) it was taught as a famine; only in secondary school did we learn that the British caused it deliberately. There’s a fair amount of Irish YA novels about the Famine (can’t remember titles off the top of my head), and they’re all pretty brutal with the facts of what happened. Not to mention most people’s great-grandparents probably lived through it - it’s not that far back.

Also there’s a monument to the Choctaw nation somewhere up the country for the help.

[petermorwood]

It’s by Alex Pentek, it’s in Bailick Park, Midleton, Co. Cork, and it’s called “Kindred Spirits”.

“The English never remember and the Irish never forget.” (Chesterton)

Not forgetting is why there are so many Irish names here.

[cupboardstorage]

(The link above is to donate to the Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund - definitely contribute if you can! I could not find a website to donate to a Choctaw relief fund.)

[tikkety-tok]

For the love of God, Unmute