(ok but pretty much everyone in in the fastverse is queer hear me out)
dom: obviously pan, this is basically canon, linda do you fucking have eyes
letty: bi, mostly goes for ladies but dominic is dominic, so
mia: experimenting-in-college level bi because anyone who goes near mia is terrified of dom kicking their ass so she hasn’t had much of a chance to get with a n y o n e and half the time they end up infatuated with dominic anyway, smh i’m sorry girl
vince: closeted gay guy but like. even tho he genuinely does like rosa and loves being a father, he’s deeply intensely in love with dom and never really got over him. probably has a secret grindr with only the non-hecked up side of his body showing
leon and jesse: gay and basically married
lance: snakeskin and frosted tips in an otherwise lowkey-fashion film? lance tran is a queen serving looks
tej: party bi, open/soft-poly relationship with suki
suki: bi, open/soft-poly relationship with tej
rome: pan because it isn’t a choice it’s a game and he is WINNING
carter: aroace, uses other people for power but has no interest in them outside of that
jimmy: [ambiguous mumbling but sure spends a lot of time with tej and suki]
twinkie: what do you fucking think his name is fucking twinkie??????
neela: men are garbage, moves back to australia, lives in newtown
han: lowkey pan, too hecked up to actually instigate relationships so lets others do it for him
trinh: wife and three dogs, probably has a holiday home down the coast
rico and tego: not into guys except each other, would be poly but nobody else can stand their constant bickering
gisele: spy bi, but also bi off the clock
ramsey: harold she’s a lesbian
owen shaw: gay. he’s gay. luke evans is gay let owen be gay
little nobody: considers himself a straight acting gay, probably has “no fems no fats” on his definitely anonymous grindr profile
monica: tried being spy bi on a deep cover mission, wasn’t into it
hobbs: had an experimental phase, turns out he just really likes wrestling
deckard: lived with a guy for like 8 years and nobody knows if they were partners or just housemates bc east end gangsters are so fucking vague and/or confrontational about everything
mr nobody: took a bunch of government-manufactured experimental drugs and had an orgy in the 70s, can’t remember what actually happened
cipher: politically aromantic, has a wicked huge collection of toys and machines tho
bilkins: alternate universe captain holt
braga: actually did wear pink in el barrio
stasiak: will never ever ever ever ever admit that he finds brian attractive. EVER.
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