Lyra had wanted to date her new classmate, and was now seriously regretting her choice. She'd known that, like many women, Mohit was horse crazy. Lyra let the words blur over her mind, pass through, waiting with delicate frustration for the end of lunch. Mohit continued:
"I've worked with animals most of my life, and have been trained by people who work with animals." Mohit looked at Lyra as if Lyra should be impressed. Lyra was, long minutes ago. Now, she was just waiting for the end of the lecture. None seemed in sight. Mohit continued, not noticing or not caring that Lyra had passed "bored" a long time ago.
"Predator/omnivore animals who hunt cooperatively are likely to see you as 'pack leader' and seem to relax and feel much more secure if the order of leadership starts with you. Taking the reins is moving their heads as if your invisible rear end is right in front of them. They can't generally see straight ahead, but to follow you as their leader their heads would move as your hips do. You are physically on top of them, but in their heads -- you are right ahead of them, leading the way. " Mohit smiled.
Lyra wondered, was Mohit just from far away, was she rude, or maybe was she some form of autistic, like Aspergers? She just wouldn't let up.
"... when it's possible it's a good thing to have your goat, sheep, and so on born right into your hands and have them imprint on you . Horses will 'lean' their necks over their babies, so the feeling of being ridden can be equated with getting a horse hug."
Lesbianism could be boring, thought Lyra. Who knew? "Someone save me from this chatty wing of hell," she prayed.
"The only time horseriding has ever hurt my butt was depacing pacers. As far as thighs, though, that's another story. I'm a knee low rider by balance and habit, I think I still have some abrasion scars on my inner knees and calves from bareback riding pacers until they had nice gaits for riding again."
Worst. Date. Ever, thought Lyra, as time slowed and gradually, efficiently, slowed to a stop with Mohit talking forever, and Lyra painfully stuck and immobilized, unable to end it, and unable to enjoy.