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User Queen-Boober has been offline for 200 years!

[queen-boober]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 hello im mostly on twitter ( x ) this account is only active to stalk people ( you know who you are )

[catchymemes]

[queen-boober]

ITS NOT THE SAME HERE WHERE ARE MY WHORES

[askcr33pernepeta]

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[slapsacks]

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

[emigration]

[homofauxbic]

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

[dailyblep]

Mexican hairless blop

[niedopalek]

you are not wholesome. An old rural Pakistani man with a full white beard who makes treats and sweets for his village is wholesome. you are a young american man with a patchy beard and a pornography addiction

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someday someone’s gonna die in an automatic car and the car’s just gonna keep driving with a dead person inside

[unfleshly]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[sharkosupreme-deactivated201911]

Me, a furry politician

*pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 

*glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe

*Notices the national deficit* What’s this? OwO 

[waluiqi]

[hksai]

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about

[unbfacts]