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richardalexanderrr

elitefourkylewantstobattle

She has a YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA

nephrastar

Ya’ll are forgetting the best part:

r-ssjm

the only acceptable gamer

ballad-of-gilgalad

my new role model. going to start using ‘gimme the kill shot’ in team chat now.

existential-pasta-deactivated20

i love gamer grandma

#we stan ✊😭#fav

dulcetcrossing

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

jandjsalmon

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

dustsculptures

So you won that danimals sweepskate

#funny #acnh #dylan sprouse

jasonincalifornia

Big waves from the Manhattan Beach Pier

My Society6

#landscape

marisatomay

my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn’t happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn’t ruin everyone else’s dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left

marisatomay

it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

marisatomay

I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light

marisatomay

the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn’t just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and asked nicely if he could have some pasta i did share with him

marisatomay

sometimes you’re an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out

rivkahstudies

OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and prioritize yourself bless u

#fav #funny

lilacwine1966-deactivated202212

songs to stand in the kitchen holding a knife to

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt

whoever discovered uranium was radioactive and decided we can't have that epic green glassware anymore was a hater

gay-scorpio16

I had to google what this was because I’ve never heard of it and now I’m mad too

warplanerubdown

Ghost glassware

Glassware for ghosts

blackboi-joy

the flying dutchman vibes

spookcataloger

Yeah if you drink from those you too can become a ghost.

erikaphoto-deactivated20230827

Amen @blcksmth

ti-bae-rius

Oof some of these hit hard

renamonkalou

Iceland atmosphere | Luke Stackpoole

#iceland #landscape

paper-mario-wiki

you’re in one of the thinnest countries in the world; you should lose weight so you can stop looking like a stereotype lol

ok this is something i see kind of often and i want to address it because i feel like people are getting worse and worse at this:

when writing anon hate dont end it with “lol”. it COMPLETELY undercuts the sincerity of your criticism. By saying “lol” you’re saying “I’m admitting that the purpose of this message is to make you feel bad, not give you advice that WOULD make you feel bad about yourself or your identity”.

as little as 5 years ago people would send flames that actually HURT a person. you used to get MEANINGFUL attacks on who you were at your core, shit you couldnt change. nowadays its all fuckin “maybe if you stanned twice your hair wouldnt look so greasy LOL” like what the fuck ever dude this petty gradeschool recess shittalk does not stick with a person, you forget about it within 200 seconds and get on with what youre doing.

put some effort into your insults. make a person feel like shit, god damn, i just want to FEEL something.

paper-mario-wiki

Okay this one is slightly better because it’s filled with genuine malice beyond a single fact about me. The problem with THIS insult, however, is that your anger with me specifically is coming through so thick that I can tell you’re attacking me from an emotional place and not a logical one, making it kind of hollow.

Additionally, I have no idea where you got 3 different parts of your argument; sad brony, clown aesthetic, guilt trip over a VR headset.

The clown aesthetic I guess I understand because I talk about my interest in clowns a lot, but that’s like saying I have a “ghost aesthetic” because I like ghosts or a “video game aesthetic” because I like videogames.

The other two I legit have no idea where you’re getting those from, which makes me think that you saw a stray post or two of mine and established an idea of what I must be like in your head from a subjective perspective based on a few strands of information.

This is definitely a step up though! We’ve graduated from grade school to middle-school.

If anyone else has one I’d love to get one more good one in! The bar is pretty low so far so hit me with a juicy one. I’m going to bed soon and I want you to hit me with something that I’ll be thinking about when I wake up in the morning!

paper-mario-wiki

saint-nevermore

a recent paper described the recovered tail of the same specimen described in 2014 of Spinosaurus, which shows it had very long neural spines and chevrons giving it a rudder-like shape, and solidifying it's role as a largely aquatic predator! cool huh?

flesh-n-bonesss

I made a spicy meme last night we can all relate to!

#relevant #skulls #bones

thecoffeeisblack

New Spinosaurus news! According to new data it looks like everyone’s favorite croco-duck had a tall, paddle like tail that helped propel it through the water like a giant paddletail newt. To celebrate I have adjusted my reconstruction of Spino.

Here is the original article:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-020-2190-3