Assassin's Creed

Sexuality - Jacob Frye and Connor Kenway

[gay-fernando1]

I AM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[allsoundsasscreed]

“Ezio Chuckling”

[dirtyasscreedsecrets-archive]

‘I can’t think of a better way to spend an afternoon than furiously sucking Jacob Frye’s cock.’

Confession [@swiggle-muffin]

[dirtyasscreedsecrets-archive]

‘Jacob makes me want to do very dirty things I normally wouldn’t want in real life. All the kinks I never thought about like choking and bukkake… even anal. Why do I get so turned on just imagining Jacob doing those things to me? Is this the power of the king of dirty confessions? Is this WHY he is the king of dirty confessions? Does he have this ability to make people want so many dirty things? 😳’

[assassins-doin-shit]

my boy…..

he has 3 kids…..

im so p r oud…..

[seihar]

[ Altmal or Altaïr in #9 ]

Altaïr here ~ Sorry, I’m not an Altmal shipper anymore (´；ω；`)

[connnorkenway-old-deactivated20]

CONNOR HAD A DAUGHTER

[connorkenvay-deactivated2018011]

Update: apparently he has 1 son and 2 daughters!

[amayavittori]

And that later his wife took them and left him!

[assassins-doin-shit]

[queencaptainpissoff]

This post is fUCKING soul obliterating. I get cute cookies and rainbows and lamb vibes and thEN ITS LIKE LOL FUCK THAT PUT THEM ALL IN A BLENDER ALONG WITH MY EMOTIONS HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO MY BABY

[aquilaofarkham]

Connor “every single fuck has evacuated from my body” Kenway

[connorkenvay-deactivated2018011]

CONNOR AND HIS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER, IO:NIHÒTE

[jadysyndrom]

Gooooooddddd!! UBISOFT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[connorkenvay-deactivated2018011]

[dirtyasscreedsecrets-archive]

(Watch the video here)

Sooooooo… are we all in agreement that not only is Closer Jacob’s stripper song, but is pretty much our theme song for him as well? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Excellent work by the vidder, btw! May I know their Tumblr username so I may be able to credit properly? :D

~ Signora Paola

[queencaptainpissoff]

THIS IS ME IDK IF I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS AHHH

[shito-no-tsumi-deactivated20181]

Bayek and his smile ♥

[dirtyasscreedsecrets-archive]

Hi! Do you guys think we can get Noah Watts to read one of the Connor confessions out loud? I think it would be amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was hoping you guys could signal boost the idea

*clears throat*

@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?

Pretty please?

[thenoahwatts]

Which confession?

[queencaptainpissoff]

HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

[theflyingassassin]

From the oldest to the most recent, some selfies from 2016! ;) tagged by my wife, @eroticshark

I TAG @jeveuxxvivre, @shayvingcream, @jimmydinglescarinsurance, @repeater999, @queencaptainpissoff, @dessert-tofu, @a-stands-for-avi, @sweevi aaaand @masterassassinmercer! (’cause i love y’all)

[queencaptainpissoff]

You're slay as fuck u hot piping dicku cheesu

[dirtyasscreedsecrets-archive]

‘I want Ratonhnhaké:ton to have his torso pressed against my back as he is fucking me and whispering things in my ear and holding me tightly as we cum.’

[skeptical-free-spirit]

I don’t know what came over me

[templarboyband-deactivated20221]

“ when mum doesn’t close the bedroom door” AHAHAHAHA DEADD

[starlvrd]

Hah, Frye, such caustic wit.