Who let the Doug out?! @queendoug-blog - Tumblr Blog

why be in a band when a band could be in you

guys pls if you dont post these conversations for me to see and revel in, im going to be really disappointed

no but really, are you all constantly tripping on mushrooms and imagining celebrities or

halp, i've eaten too many twix bars and now i think they melted weirdly in my mouth and it's fused shut.

Does Filmore's love for Darren Criss make you jealous?

not really, its not like he really'll meet him and seduce him. anyway, if that makes mr jealous, then he should be jealous of my love of tom selleck.

someone's good at subtlety.

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GET IT. It’s a queen crown thing :c

you're high off your ass, arent you.

wendyy-t replied to your post: wendy, u ok

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...yes.

wendy, u ok

Louis Tomlinson Alphabet; B —-> Bum

Dat ass tho.

im at some cafe eating a sandwich called “the tom selleck”. this is the closest ill ever be to having tom in me.

how are you on tumblr in jail though.

please tell me jail looks like it does in that gwen stefoni music video with the gold bars and adorable japanese girls.

o i c, so im not responsible enough to be called in an emergency even though i have a car and can drive unlike ike over here, je comprehende.

Who let the Doug out?!