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[queengayla]

didn’t realize my queue stopped like 10 hours ago oops

[unicornpubes]

wakin up, loggin onto tumblr.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[tattoosfati]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hey guys guess what happened again just now

[zegalba]

details by Roberto Ferri

[kosmogrl]

[animusrox]

Me anytime an app changes its layout

[girlwhowasonfire]

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

[fairycosmos]

fresh sheets are like top 10 pleasures in life

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i hope april brings you some peace

[dolutufegiterstut]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[leonbutchkennedy]

it should be illegal for the weekends to last literally two seconds like what the fuck

[herbivoreinthestreets]

fuck you’re disgusting.

kiss me.

[toastbutteregg]

do you ever just reblog a post from someone because the last person who added a comment just didnt make sense and you dont want any of that in your blog

[nxkdeep]

dissolve // being as an ocean