[unicornpubes]

welcome to my swamp: I post a lot.

21+, MDNI (age in bio or blocked).

backup blog.

you can call me Up.✨

links 💕

my fav posts, my ask posts, all my posts, my text posts, asks, my sounds, my videos, nature pics, partnered content.

I’m a type 1 diabetic. what you see on my stomach is my Dexcom g6 (CGM/continuous glucose monitor). what you see on my arm is my Omnipod (insulin pump).

I am not great at responding, don’t take it personally. I am a gal of limited social energy.

I am NOT okay with my content being reuploaded or edited by other people. DO NOT ADD TO MY POSTS! I will block you. keep comments in tags or replies, I do read em (and enjoy em).

bigotry is not welcome here. BLM, ACAB, always. fuck ICE. transphobes fuck off. fuck capitalism. *insert guillotine here*

🇵🇸free Palestine🇵🇸

[unicornpubes]

choo-choo! all aboard the short skirt train! 🚂

[unicornpubes]

got called my name by both the conductors and waved on the train today. 😋

[unicornpubes]

the intense desire to pick up every shiny metal thing I see on the ground is overwhelming.

[unicornpubes]

choo-choo! all aboard the short skirt train! 🚂

[unicornpubes]

I want another tattoo BAAAAAAAAD.

[unicornpubes]

last week my train got cancelled on my first day back at work after being out siiiiick…. a tree fell on the tracks. now… every time I am convinced it is gonna happen again… and then I have to be ready an hr earlier to take the bus. AND GOSH GOLLY I WISH I WEREN’T AN ANXIETY CASE FROM HELLLLLL.

[anxietyproblem]

[unicornpubes]

do you allow your pets on the counter?

[unicornpubes]

- cow girl has entered the chat.

- how do you wish to proceed? ᯓ★

[unicornpubes]

slurp.

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[unicornpubes]

partner got their nails done professionally for the first time. :3

[unicornpubes]

Oh you’d look fucking fantastic getting tag teamed

Ikr? 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I get tag teamed by dildos on the regular but getting gripped and groped by four hands would be soOoOoOoOoO delightful.

[unicornpubes]

Every now and then I wish your tentacle hair monsters were a real thing and you would single-handedly solve most of the worlds problems just by unleashing them.

you and me both dear anon, you and me both!! I proooomise I’d only use them for goooooooood.

[moresnowflakesinmycoffee]

When he spits on it while eating it out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tortuah]

People in the notes need to shut the hell up about ai datacenters this is about the US military which you people are clearly not the true victims of so please fuck off and make your own post somewhere I'm not gonna see it.

[tortuah]

USAmericans will really see a post about the harm they cause and go "is no one gonna talk about how I'm the real victim here? 🥺" And NOT wait for an answer

[mortuaryprince-deactivated20250]

*being dragged around by my hair and shoved to the ground* heehhe hooraayyy!!!! weeeeeeee!!!! yippeee!!