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i’m just here to look at pretty pictures and lament

#me

lowkeyobssesed

flashing my tits to get her attention type shit

#mine #from the draftssss

people like me better when i’m not around

#mentally physically otherwise all of the above

papayajuan2019

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

how close do we have to be for it to be cool with you that i send a pic of my bloodied panties cause the stain was heart shaped and it made me think of you •.•

#idk y’all idk how weird can i be on here

#🎧

sometimes the playlist shuffles as if divinely guided

still-asunbeam

how many dick rate requests do we reckon chatgpt gets a day

still-asunbeam

i have another question

anyone been cucked by chatgpt yet

my pussy is shaped like a ♡

#she fills it

wab kinew deserves the sloppiest dick sucking

#man said i reject the idea that we have to be slaves to surveillance capitalism in order to participate in modern economy #direct quote from an acting premier

the way people are choosing to move about this stuff is so lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why you pretending you are even in the same country you deluded grapefruit

never been anywhere? that’s so sad, well there are these self-propelled metal machines, i know it seems implausible but stay with me, they have wings and engines that grant them the ability to fly. isn’t that wild? you’re gonna be mind blown when i explain how a motorized vehicle works, see there are these things called wheels… you’re gonna love em.

#gosh you caught us we couldn’t possibly be together despite only having one land border between us. no such thing as travel i suppose.#there’s such a thing as prerecording content…. such a thing as not letting the online masses know your every move yk #diminishing a relationship based on your perception of our proximity is so funny seeing as you’re… not in it?#so you wouldn’t actually KNOW anything would you? no. but a lot of y’all feel entitled as fuck to know everything about us #which is… strange yk. why you sitting around thinkin about us so much huh?#you seem like the type that would cry while you’re getting off to any kind of content we might decide to post together #which as of rn is none btw. our relationship isn’t some performance for y’all yk. it has nothing to do with you.#also to suggest that a long distance relationship has any less value or merit is so fucking dumb atp like what

evehaze

So delighted by the pitiful attempts of men to reach the heights of love and unity and pure raw energy you and your love clearly have. I'm posted up in a lawn chair with opera glasses watching idiots try to throw spears at the sun. They're sooooo convinced if they just throw it hard enough, the sun will fall down and be theirs. It never gets old

love this loveeeeee this, she is quite literally the sun ty for proper comparison. they’ve truly reached a special level of delusion and it’s so fucking funny

#she said this was sexy as fuck and she’s right

Want to cuck you so bad, make you sit and watch me take your girl to heights you can’t hit

brother she gets off to the mere concept that i exist so like… you could try your hardest and achieve nothing ig

direct quote from rn “ you woke up and started talking to me and now my g-spot is SO swollen”

#i sleep next to her n she’s like i gotta cum about this #imagine what it’s like when i MAKE her cum #also. a man? LMFAO yeah ok

saving up all my nickels and dimes so i can install a big boxing glove on a spring in my ceiling to knock me out cold every night

#every head injury is an improvement atp

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