egg

i doodle? ??

[feministism]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[obligatory-pseudonym]

May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

[onion-souls]

[thestarsintheskie]

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO. I REPEAT:

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO IN FAR FROM HOME !!!!!

[ironfamjam]

mULtiVeRSe???

[mystrothedefender]

[b0navid3]

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[perkistani]

I am actually losing my mind over this

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

The only good streamer on Twitch

[slightmayhem]

“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”

(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)

Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”

[officialfist]

@plexusfiend

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[queer-things-and-stuff]

Everyone In my family is allergic to apples and when I was younger I used to think I was the only one who wasn’t. I would eat apples and my gums would tingle but I thought nothing of it until one day I told my mom and she was like “what the fuck you could’ve died”. I used to have allergic reactions apples with proof that I was having them and I didn’t even realize.

[fortzancudo]

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

[23andmemes]

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

[fortzancudo]

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[hellagaypokemon]

it’s actually not when you remember that the late Satoru Iwata, former president of Nintendo, did the same thing in 2013 when the wii struggled following its release, for the same reason.

he may be gone but his kindness lives on.

[andrewminyardy-deactivated20170]

y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

[kateordie]

A-fucking-men

[moemoeloveshale]

2019 & still true.

[oedipiphany]

crowley’s literally what you’d get if loki had good taste and was scottish. we do stan.

[georgieboah]

Too bad he’s in a show that needs to bloody end and it’s nothing but a lifeless husk of its former self

[haltraveler]

It’s… a single season miniseries that’s already over? 

[consultingfujoshi]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

[binturita]

Splatoon cops

[awed-frog]

Oh and also -

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

America, take notes

[cliffordccino]

Visit Original Link

[edgebug]

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

[scorplings]

[after-theafterlife]

HOLY FUCK

[wefhhfsuuhi-deactivated20241027]

????????????

[beautysnake]

“Dont buy pride stuff from corporations” ok but this june can we start promoting and supporting lgbt+ artists/lgbt+ artists that sell pride merch? like I don’t have a whole lot of money but fellas 👀 if youre out there..

[silentstar]

Here’s some suggestions for pride merch you can buy from independent creators! 🏳️‍🌈

Proud & Perfect Enamel Pins by Kerin Cunningham

LGBT Themed Apparel by Queerest Gear 

Pride Pigeon Stickers by JuliaHutShop

LGBTQ+ Starter Holographic Stickers by chunkytomato

LGBT+ Pride/Identity Badges by AmyBlueShop

Queer Cryptid Wood Pin by DaringstarsStudios (Preorder)   

Handmade Personalised LGBTQ+ Jewellery by PrideAsylum (Has a 10% off sale during Pride month!)

Stickers and Badges by CatmintStudios (This shop has a whole load more designs!)

Lesbian Cats 8x10 Print by renblakely

Evening Kiss Stickers by CosmosKitty (May as well include my own too!)

[hydrattan]

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!