hey.

20-canadian-wlw

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[great-and-small]

The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend

[soft-sweet-suggestion]

I just want you. Your messy morning hair. Your humming when you’re making breakfast. Your cuddling during thunderstorms. Your hand holding mine as we gaze at the stars. Your good days. Your bad. Your everything. I want you.

[notgreengardens]

no matter what will happen tomorrow, nothing can recreate the feeling of being dead inside for months because of the lockdown and then completely on edge for days because of the presidential election, only to wake up to a text message that says “babe wake up, destiel is canon” and be hit by the fake news that putin is stepping down only seconds afterwards, like how are you supposed to recreate that feeling, how are you supposed to experience a mass hysteria like putindestielelection day ever again, I hope nothing will ever make me feel that way again but I will cherish that day for the rest of my life

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thickness-protection-program]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

obsessed w them

[probsjosh]

GOOD FOR THEM TAKE THAT SHIT WITH YOU

[theminingengineer]

[ruimtetijd]

this is the last part of her story, if anyone is interested!

here's an equally insane story from the comments:

[sandandglass]

[daddythedragon]

The great part was this was Lisa reacting to a standardized test saying she’d be best as a homemaker. Once the system told her no matter what she did, she’d be nothing more than a wife and mother, she decided the system could shove it.

Miss me with the idea that the Simpsons was never a good, insightful show.

[exitwound]

as winter approaches for many of us please dont use the bear emoji as he is hibernating

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[sinnamonscouture]

Ashley Callingbull Covers FASHION Magazine, September 2021

[monaedroid]

JANELLE MONÁE x THE GRINCH

Halloween 2021

https://www.instagram.com/monaedroid/ 

[doeofdevotion]

All these nurses leaving their jobs because they won’t get vaccinated and claiming it’s because God will protect them is the modern day version of the story of the drowning man who refused to get into boats coming to save him because he said he was waiting for God to save him instead and then he dies and he’s like “wtf God why didn’t you save me” and God’s like I sent you boats you fucking ding dong

[beggars-opera]

Halfway through this I was like “This is cat food. You are literally making cat food” and, well…

[squidificati0n]

[homofied]

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[abluestitchintime]

I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon.

Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_

Director at Disney Animation ｡.:*•* ｡. *•*:*｡.:*•* Story Supervisor of Frozen & Big Hero 6* ｡.:*•

Retweet/ https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_/status/1054825535400898560

[zanillani]

Since the story hasn’t been updated and he’s Disney’s animation director, it’s canon

[ekjohnston]

OKAY, BUT I STILL WANT A YA OF THE MOVIE FROM NANI’S POINT OF VIEW

[catchymemes]

Get this man working on the next Star Wars movie

[clazzaranius]

https://twitter.com/howieeday/status/936438134169944064?s=21

Original link: https://www.instagram.com/plasticstarwars/