Queen Mal of Auradon

queen of auradon, bday december 31, married to king ben, 25 years, twin sister of malia

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@princebenflorian-blog BEN!!

[princessanna-belle]

*calls 911* @jimhopperblog HELP!! I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!

[jimhopperblog]

??

[princessanna-belle]

MY HUSBAND LEFT ME!! MY HEART IS BROKEN!!!

[jimhopperblog]

Ok

[princessanna-belle]

ARREST HIM!!

[jimhopperblog]

No

[princessanna-belle]

I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE DUNGEON!!

[jimhopperblog]

Been There Done That

[princessanna-belle]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!!! SEND THIS MAN TO THE DUNGEONS!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

No

[princessanna-belle]

Why not?

[jimhopperblog]

Because That Isn’t An Emergency

[princessanna-belle]

By the order of princess anna you are under arrest and sentenced to life in the dungeons

[jimhopperblog]

I Don’t Live There.

[princessanna-belle]

You do now

[jimhopperblog]

@queenmalofauradonrp Your Daughter Is Trying To Arrest Me Because I Wouldn’t Arrest Billy.

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@princessannabelle09 you cant just go around telling people to arrest people you're not the boss of everyone

[princessanna-belle]

@wolfiecosmos AUNTIE ECLI!!!!!

[wolfiecosmos]

Yes...?

[princessanna-belle]

I'm pregnant

[wolfiecosmos]

That's great...

[princessanna-belle]

I'm having a white

[wolfiecosmos]

A what?

[princessanna-belle]

A white. A white baby

[wolfiecosmos]

... I that's the stupidest thing... IVE EVER HEARD

[princessanna-belle]

:( @malofauradon MOMMY!! AUNTIE ECLI CALLED MY BABY STUPID!!!!

[wolfiecosmos]

.... it's not auntie you plib...

[maxmayfieldblog]

Hugs*

[wolfiecosmos]

*hugs*... bully... TwT

[maxmayfieldblog]

Hugs*

[wolfiecosmos]

I hate this crap...

[maxmayfieldblog]

Me Too…

[queen-of-mean24]

*punches max in the face* SHUT THE H*LL UP B**CH!!! ECLI LOVES ME AND ME ONLY!!!!

[maxmayfieldblog]

YOU F**KED UP! YOU LOST THEM. SO DEAL WITH IT QOM!

[queen-of-mean24]

NO YOU F**KED UP!! *uses the septor to turn max into an old lady* ECLI LOVES ME!!!SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME!! SHE IS MY FOREVER WIFE!!! *punches max in the face again*

[princessanna-belle]

I LOOK LIKE A F**KING OLD LADY!!

[queenmalofauradonrp]

WHO TURNED MY DAUGHTER INTO AN OLD LADY!!?!! @kingbenofauradonrp

[princessanna-belle]

@wolfiecosmos AUNTIE ECLI!!!!!

[wolfiecosmos]

Yes...?

[princessanna-belle]

I'm pregnant

[wolfiecosmos]

That's great...

[princessanna-belle]

I'm having a white

[wolfiecosmos]

A what?

[princessanna-belle]

A white. A white baby

[wolfiecosmos]

... I that's the stupidest thing... IVE EVER HEARD

[princessanna-belle]

:( @malofauradon MOMMY!! AUNTIE ECLI CALLED MY BABY STUPID!!!!

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Sweetie one it's not auntie and second you're not pregnant

[princessanna-belle]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

What?

[princessanna-belle]

I'm getting a cousin!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

??

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Do you have a sibling i don't know about?

[argylesbrochacho]

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!! I CAN'T FIND THE PIZZA VAN!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Oh Well.

[argylesbrochacho]

OH WELL? MOMMY DID YOU EAT IT!!?

[steveharringtonblog]

No

[argylesbrochacho]

THEN WHERE THE F**K IS IT?!!!!

[moonst-rp]

The Toliet

[argylesbrochacho]

LIER! IT WON'T FIT IN THE TOILET!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES YOUR A LIER!!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES YOU'RE AN F**KING LIER!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES!! YOU'RE A MOTHER F**KING LIER!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

SHUTUP!!

[moonst-rp]

Shut Up*

[argylesbrochacho]

YOU FIRST!!

[moonst-rp]

Nah

[williejatp]

😂😂

[queenmalofauradonrp]

*laughing* what is going on?

[williejatp]

Someone Is Stoned

[queenmalofauradonrp]

The nina dude?

[argylesbrochacho]

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!! I CAN'T FIND THE PIZZA VAN!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Oh Well.

[argylesbrochacho]

OH WELL? MOMMY DID YOU EAT IT!!?

[steveharringtonblog]

No

[argylesbrochacho]

THEN WHERE THE F**K IS IT?!!!!

[moonst-rp]

The Toliet

[argylesbrochacho]

LIER! IT WON'T FIT IN THE TOILET!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES YOUR A LIER!!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES YOU'RE AN F**KING LIER!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

YES!! YOU'RE A MOTHER F**KING LIER!!

[moonst-rp]

Liar*

[argylesbrochacho]

SHUTUP!!

[moonst-rp]

Shut Up*

[argylesbrochacho]

YOU FIRST!!

[moonst-rp]

Nah

[williejatp]

😂😂

[queenmalofauradonrp]

*laughing* what is going on?

[maggieknightbtr]

Why Is This 9 Yr Old Claiming She’s Dating My Dad?

[princessanna-belle]

DAD!!! @kendallknightbtrp ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME BAE!?!

[kendallknightbtrp]

Would You Leave Me Alone If I Was?

[princessanna-belle]

F**K NO!!!

[kendallknightbtrp]

Well. I Was Never Dating You In the First Place. And I’m Married

[princessanna-belle]

YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!!!

[kendallknightbtrp]

No I’m Not.

[princessanna-belle]

YES YOU ARE!!

[joknight30]

Annabelle he was married before you even met him

[jamesdiamondsblog]

👏👏

[princessanna-belle]

HE'S MINE!!

[jamesdiamondsblog]

No He Isn’t. It’s Just A Little Crush. Besides You’re 9 He’s 27. He’s Way Too Old For You

[princessanna-belle]

Im not 9

[jamesdiamondsblog]

My Bad. You’re 09

[princessanna-belle]

NO I'M NOT!

[henryhartrp]

Then How Old Are You?

[princessanna-belle]

27

[henryhartrp]

No You Aren’t.

[princessanna-belle]

Yes i am

[jamesdiamondsblog]

Then What Year Were You Born?

[princessanna-belle]

1996

[dracomalfoyblog]

Hahaha You Wish

[princessanna-belle]

Wish what?

[harryhookpirate]

You Were Born 2020,But You Drank An Aging Potion Therefore You’re Technically 3 But You’re Actually 9.

[princessanna-belle]

LIAR!!

[harryhookpirate]

Nope. Don’t Make Me Get Your Birth Certificate

[princessanna-belle]

You don't have it mommy does

[kingbenofauradonrp]

You Can’t Be Older Then Your Mom

[princessanna-belle]

I'm not older than mommy she's 42

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Excuse me!

[princessanna-belle]

@queeniegoldstein-kowalski do you eat alot?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Why You Ask?

[princessanna-belle]

You kinda big

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Annabelle thats rude

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

It’s Okay. I’m Actually Pregnant

[princessanna-belle]

Oh. I am too

[hermionejgranger-rp]

At 9? No Way.

[princessanna-belle]

Yes. The doctor said so

[hermionejgranger-rp]

Was There An Ultrasound?

[princessanna-belle]

I dont know what that is

[hermionejgranger-rp]

*Explains*

[princessanna-belle]

Oh then yes.

[janed3]

That Wasn’t Yours.

[princessanna-belle]

Then whose was it? The doctor said it was mine

[evie-fashionqueen]

That was mine

[queenmalofauradonrp]

OMG! congratulations!

[princessanna-belle]

@queeniegoldstein-kowalski do you eat alot?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Why You Ask?

[princessanna-belle]

You kinda big

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Annabelle thats rude

[princessanna-belle]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!! ISABELLA SH*T IN THE FRIDGERATOR!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Evie…. @evie-fashionqueen

[evie-fashionqueen]

Yes?

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Get Mal…Isabella Pooped In The Fridge

[evie-fashionqueen]

Aw crap! MAL!!! @malofauradon

[princessanna-belle]

CRAP!!!!

[queenmalofauradonrp]

WHA- ANNABELLE!!!

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Yes?

[isabellabeast]

I got you a muffin

[kingbenofauradonrp]

From Who?

[isabellabeast]

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

[chadcharming24]

Oops. *runs away*

[queenmalofauradonrp]

CHAD!!! DON'T LEAVE THAT OUT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Yes?

[isabellabeast]

I got you a muffin

[kingbenofauradonrp]

From Who?

[isabellabeast]

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Not me

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@kingbenofauradonrp i think i'm going into labor

[kingbenofauradonrp]

GET THE BAG!

[queenmalofauradonrp]

*goes into labor and gives birth to a baby girl* meet isabella beast

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@kingbenofauradonrp i think i'm going into labor

[argylesbrochacho]

@kingbenofauradonrp hey jonathan you want some weed? *smoking weed* reminder it's healthy

[kingbenofauradonrp]

@jonathanbyersblog

[jonathanbyersblog]

Nah

[argylesbrochacho]

I wasn't talking to you will

[austindevil]

Bro What?

[argylesbrochacho]

I don't know you i'm not your brother

[harryhookpirate]

Are You F**King Stupid?

[princessanna-belle]

F**KING STUPID!!

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Bad Word…

[princessanna-belle]

Who the f**k are you?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

That Is No Way To Talk To Me. I’m Queenie.

[queenmalofauradonrp]

How can you stay so calm when she talks like this?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

If You’re Calm First They Will Listen. I’ve Been Reading A Parenting Book! Great Read

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Why are you reading a parenting book

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Oh! I’m Expecting My First Child! Due In February!

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Congratulations! Im excepting my second

[argylesbrochacho]

@kingbenofauradonrp hey jonathan you want some weed? *smoking weed* reminder it's healthy

[kingbenofauradonrp]

@jonathanbyersblog

[jonathanbyersblog]

Nah

[argylesbrochacho]

I wasn't talking to you will

[austindevil]

Bro What?

[argylesbrochacho]

I don't know you i'm not your brother

[harryhookpirate]

Are You F**King Stupid?

[princessanna-belle]

F**KING STUPID!!

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Bad Word…

[princessanna-belle]

Who the f**k are you?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

That Is No Way To Talk To Me. I’m Queenie.

[queenmalofauradonrp]

How can you stay so calm when she talks like this?

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

If You’re Calm First They Will Listen. I’ve Been Reading A Parenting Book! Great Read

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Why are you reading a parenting book