Chad Charming

25 years, son of cinderella, bday: june 14th, dating jennifer 3

[chadcharming24]

@princebenflorian-blog BEN!! I POOPED OUT A MEATBALL!!!

[princessanna-belle]

@kingbenjamainflorianrp Daddy!!

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

Yes?

[princessanna-belle]

Im pregnant

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

No you’re not- you’re just a child!

[princessanna-belle]

Yes im a child. A pregnant child

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

No you’re not!

[princessanna-belle]

Yes i am the doctor said so

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

Which doctor told you this?

[princessanna-belle]

Dr. Chad

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

Yeah he’s lying to you.

[argylesbrochacho]

Nah. He's telling the truth

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

Where did you come from? And no he’s not! How do you know?

[argylesbrochacho]

I came from california. He's not lying. Hes a doctor he knows when someone is pregnant.

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

No he doesn’t. He’s a dumb blonde and he’s a liar with mommy issues.

[argylesbrochacho]

Not denying that blondes are dumb but, hes still a doctor. Doctors know when people are pregnant. If it wasnt for him i never would of known i was pregnant.

[kingbenjamainflorianrp]

But you’re a guy.. how can you be pregnant?! Oh my god.. I’m losing Braincells.

[argylesbrochacho]

Uh- oh lemme get the doctor. DR.CHAD!!!! @chadcharming24

[chadcharming24]

Lemme get my tools so i can fix his brain. I just bought a new hammer.

[chadcharming24]

@princebenflorian-blog BEN!!!

[chadcharming24]

@princebenflorian-blog i have something to say

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

What

[isabellabeast]

I got you this duck from the park. Uncle chad said you use to take baths with them. Do you like your gift? *hands ben the duck*

[kingbenofauradonrp]

NOT A REAL DUCK

[isabellabeast]

Oh. I will take it back

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Good

[chadcharming24]

Have you met mr.quackers?

[kingbenofauradonrp]

She’s Taking Him Back

[chadcharming24]

Why? You love ducks. You used to take baths with them

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Not With Real Ducks.

[chadcharming24]

Rubber duck or not it's still a duck

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

What

[isabellabeast]

I got you this duck from the park. Uncle chad said you use to take baths with them. Do you like your gift? *hands ben the duck*

[kingbenofauradonrp]

NOT A REAL DUCK

[isabellabeast]

Oh. I will take it back

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Good

[chadcharming24]

Have you met mr.quackers?

[kingbenofauradonrp]

She’s Taking Him Back

[chadcharming24]

Why? You love ducks. You used to take baths with them

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

What

[isabellabeast]

I got you this duck from the park. Uncle chad said you use to take baths with them. Do you like your gift? *hands ben the duck*

[kingbenofauradonrp]

NOT A REAL DUCK

[isabellabeast]

Oh. I will take it back

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Good

[chadcharming24]

Have you met mr.quackers?

[princessanna-belle]

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

What?

[princessanna-belle]

I'm getting a cousin!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

??

[queenmalofauradonrp]

Do you have a sibling i don't know about?

[kingbenofauradonrp]

I’m An Only Child

[chadcharming24]

I'M PREGNANT MAN!!!!

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Yes?

[isabellabeast]

I got you a muffin

[kingbenofauradonrp]

From Who?

[isabellabeast]

Mommy made some muffins so i brought you one

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Eats It* Yum-

[charolotteharris64]

IS THAT MY MUFFIN!!?

[andreharrisrp]

No,Grandma You Are Holding Your Muffin

[charolotteharris64]

*looks at what's in her hands* OH!! OK!!!

[benhope19]

Is she insane?

[charolotteharris64]

I DONT KNOW YOU!!

[andreharrisrp]

Yes

[chadcharming24]

Dr. Chad is here

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Yes?

[isabellabeast]

I got you a muffin

[kingbenofauradonrp]

From Who?

[isabellabeast]

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

[chadcharming24]

Oops. *runs away*

[queenmalofauradonrp]

CHAD!!! DON'T LEAVE THAT OUT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!

[chadcharming24]

TEQUILA BABY!!!

[isabellabeast]

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Yes?

[isabellabeast]

I got you a muffin

[kingbenofauradonrp]

From Who?

[isabellabeast]

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

[chadcharming24]

Oops. *runs away*

[queen-of-mean24]

@kingbenofauradonrp BENNYBOO!! I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

Nope. I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

[queen-of-mean24]

YES YOU DO! IF YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ME PREGNANT!!

[kingbenofauradonrp]

IT’S NOT MY CHILD

[queen-of-mean24]

YES IT IS!! ASK THE DOCTOR!!!

[chadcharming24]

I gave jane the results

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@princessannabelle09 sweetie you tagged the wrong. Your father didn't call u fat

[princessanna-belle]

Am I still pregnant?

[queenmalofauradonrp]

@kingbenofauradonrp ben talk to your daughter

[kingbenofauradonrp]

You’re Not

[chadcharming24]

Yes she is she's fat and she had morning sickness. She's pregnant

[argylesbrochacho]

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Not Again…

[argylesbrochacho]

I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

I Don’t Love You

[argylesbrochacho]

Why not? Mean mommy

[steveharringtonblog]

Because

[argylesbrochacho]

*shoves weed down steve's throat* MOMMY WHERE'S DADDY?!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Spits It Out* With The Six Other Nuggets

[argylesbrochacho]

Why isn't he eating his six nuggets?

[steveharringtonblog]

He’s With Six Other Kids.

[argylesbrochacho]

When did daddy have kids?

[steveharringtonblog]

More Like Babysitting Them

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

Uh What Is This Conversation lol

[argylesbrochacho]

Nothing grandpa

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

I’m Sorry What? I’m Not Your Grandpa.

[argylesbrochacho]

Grandpa did you steal daddy's teeth?

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

No. First Of All I’m 32. I Have All My Teeth And I Don’t Know Your Dad Personally

[argylesbrochacho]

Grandpa you're litterally toothless and my dad is your son

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

No I’m Not. *Sigh* This Is Why I Don’t Do Drugs…

[argylesbrochacho]

I never said you did drugs

[hermionejgranger-rp]

Why Are We Talking About Drugs?

[argylesbrochacho]

I don't know maybe he's doing drugs

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Aurelius Hates Drugs. Too Much Trauma

[argylesbrochacho]

Then why is he talking about them?

[dracomalfoyblog]

Because You’re Mental And High

[argylesbrochacho]

I'm not high spongebob

[dracomalfoyblog]

Who?!

[fredweasleysblog]

Lmao😂😂 It’s A Cartoon Sponge That Lives In A Pineapple

[georgeweasleysblog]

Hahaha😂😂 The Fish Are Funny Though

[wolfiecosmos]

This is so stupid- *pulls up a chair* popcorn anyone?

[maxmayfieldblog]

Yes Please

[argylesbrochacho]

Hi daughter

[maxmayfieldblog]

Boi! I’m Not Your Kid

[wolfiecosmos]

Cuddles or I'm gonna hurt someone...

[maxmayfieldblog]

Ok

[wolfiecosmos]

*cuddles* why does everyone from Auradon start slapping people before asking questions...?! IT HURTS! TwT

[maxmayfieldblog]

Hugs* I’m Here…

[wolfiecosmos]

Can I kill chad...?

[jennifer-3-btr]

*slaps ecli* don't you even dare

[wolfiecosmos]

WHY IS EVERYONE SLAPPING ME?! TwT

[joycebyers-hopper]

STOP WITH THE SLAPPING AND GROW UP

[chadcharming24]

*slaps joyce* MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS B***H!!

[argylesbrochacho]

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Not Again…

[argylesbrochacho]

I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!

[steveharringtonblog]

I Don’t Love You

[argylesbrochacho]

Why not? Mean mommy

[steveharringtonblog]

Because

[argylesbrochacho]

*shoves weed down steve's throat* MOMMY WHERE'S DADDY?!!

[steveharringtonblog]

Spits It Out* With The Six Other Nuggets

[argylesbrochacho]

Why isn't he eating his six nuggets?

[steveharringtonblog]

He’s With Six Other Kids.

[argylesbrochacho]

When did daddy have kids?

[steveharringtonblog]

More Like Babysitting Them

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

Uh What Is This Conversation lol

[argylesbrochacho]

Nothing grandpa

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

I’m Sorry What? I’m Not Your Grandpa.

[argylesbrochacho]

Grandpa did you steal daddy's teeth?

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

No. First Of All I’m 32. I Have All My Teeth And I Don’t Know Your Dad Personally

[argylesbrochacho]

Grandpa you're litterally toothless and my dad is your son

[aureliusdumbledoresblog-deactiv]

No I’m Not. *Sigh* This Is Why I Don’t Do Drugs…

[argylesbrochacho]

I never said you did drugs

[hermionejgranger-rp]

Why Are We Talking About Drugs?

[argylesbrochacho]

I don't know maybe he's doing drugs

[queeniegoldstein-kowalski]

Aurelius Hates Drugs. Too Much Trauma

[argylesbrochacho]

Then why is he talking about them?

[dracomalfoyblog]

Because You’re Mental And High

[argylesbrochacho]

I'm not high spongebob

[dracomalfoyblog]

Who?!

[fredweasleysblog]

Lmao😂😂 It’s A Cartoon Sponge That Lives In A Pineapple

[georgeweasleysblog]

Hahaha😂😂 The Fish Are Funny Though

[wolfiecosmos]

This is so stupid- *pulls up a chair* popcorn anyone?

[maxmayfieldblog]

Yes Please

[argylesbrochacho]

Hi daughter

[maxmayfieldblog]

Boi! I’m Not Your Kid

[wolfiecosmos]

Cuddles or I'm gonna hurt someone...

[maxmayfieldblog]

Ok

[wolfiecosmos]

*cuddles* why does everyone from Auradon start slapping people before asking questions...?! IT HURTS! TwT

[chadcharming24]

*slaps ecli* no questions

[chadcharming24]

TEQUILA BABY!!! *smashes a tequila bottle on @wolfiecosmos head*

[princessanna-belle]

@benflorianrp daddy!!

[kingbenflorianrp]

Yes?

[princessanna-belle]

IM PREGNANT!!!!

[kingbenflorianrp]

You’re only 9 years old. You can’t get pregnant.

[princessanna-belle]

I THREW UP UNCLE CHAD TOLD ME IT WAS BECAUSE, IM PREGNANT!!!

[kingbenflorianrp]

No you’re not pregnant! And chad isn’t telling you to the truth. @chadcharming24 YOU TOLD MY DAUGHTER SHES PREGNANT?! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!

[chadcharming24]

Mal threw up when she was pregnant. So if Annabelle is throwing up she must be pregnant.

[kingbenflorianrp]

No. That’s not how it works! Annabelle is 9 years old! She can’t get pregnant!!

[chadcharming24]

I thought all girls could