Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness

I am the Black Queen, and this is my little kingdom. Strangers, I do bite. >:)

[queenofclassy]

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

all these homestuck kins coming out of the woodwork, and you're still from the part everybody skipped so no new canonmates.

[funnypicturesposts]

Swimming with dolphins in Miami!

[queenofeight-blog]

Oh dear. Oh my. Give me a moment to put on a straight face in order to answer this steaming hot pile of fanciful garbage! 🎠 🎡 🎢

 http://problematicgumshoe.tumblr.com/post/143281339541/please-explain-and-give-canon-evidence-for-your @problematicgumshoe

shit is  🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

First of all I may not be human, but carapaces experience mental illness as well, and I can not imagine a mentally ill person who would not be extremely....irritated if not outright offended by your picture of them as one dimensional traits! 

There is more to your human schizophrenia than merely 'hallucinating’, ‘being disorganized’, or ‘hearing voices’ or having what you call ‘delusions’. Schizophrenia as far as I’m aware is a very serious illness that impedes your day to day life on many levels including serious executive dysfunction, inability to communicate clearly with others, catatonia, lack of ‘goal directed behaviors’, disorganized thinking, difficulty with every day tasks like bathing or dressing, and other serious abnormal behaviors and difficulties. 

Also you didn’t even give any evidence of what you claim are Sollux’s delusions???  (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

Autism, which you ascribe to Nepeta due to her being 'being impulsive’ and ‘unawareness of others emotions’, is ALSO a multidimensional phenomenon which effects those on the spectrum in a myriad of ways I am certain they would say go deeper than ‘being impulsive’. Likewise I would not myself characterize Nepeta as ‘unaware of others emotions’, quite the opposite! and you give me no examples or evidence to believe otherwise!

You literally gave no evidence for Roxy being trans! LOL all you said was “Roxy is tras because of hints”. WHAT hints my dear? Please explain it to a centuries old nonhuman, as I am completely unaware what you might be talking about. 

Saying she might be trans because of some secret message in her pesterhandle is frankly ludicrous and an accusation not even worth my time to rebut! Shit’s  🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

You openly admit that you can’t find evidence Horuss was ‘abused’, so I’m proud of you for that at least!

As for Meenah, well, you give exactly one reason that she might be black coded, her use of ‘AAVE’. A speaking style which you don’t give examples of her using, and are claiming that no one else speaks in? As far as I was aware most of what she uses is fairly common ‘earth urban slang’. Not to mention that Meenah isn’t human and doesn’t experience your human racism or your human concept of being black.

Also you say she’s black because she’s “ a black stereotype”. Give me some examples, girl, you can’t back up one assertion with another baseless assertion! What does a black stereotype even look like? What makes Meenah one?   🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂

On the whole your response has proven to me that you have no evidence, no idea what you’re talking about, no respect for the mentally ill, and no reason to take you seriously.

Queen out.  🎤  😎

[stressfreckles-deactivated20170]

calling people fakes isnt punk rock

[queenofclassy]

[queenofeight-blog]

I am waiting on @problematicgumshoe to answer a query I made about some of her headcanons that she is trying to pass off as objective truth. 🐢🐢🐢🐢

[toodank]

When ball is the only life you know

[queenofeight-blog]

tfw when you share taste in movies with the alien sent to destroy your race.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[queenofeight-blog]

Fandom: Homestuck is over, we're finally free...

Me, a Fictive: The ride never ends.

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[queenofeight-blog]

Just wanted to say, your majesty, you're the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. (Not even vanishing in act 6 of homestuck entirely)

What a kind thing to say. 💗 Its a pity about the rest of the comic, but I suppose on to better things. 👑

[allthebestofmemes]

allthebestofmemes is your #1 source of funny

[queenofclassy]

[queenofeight-blog]

Her majesty wonders if she will even be in the finale.  ┐(‘～`；)┌

[queenofeight-blog]

I wonder. So many of you players helped out my dear Archagent. 

Do any of you remember siding with me?

[ectoslimers-deactivated20190701]

You asked people to ask you about kin memories. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ any memories of my sister or I? Or carapacians in general?

oh! thakns!!

no, as of right now, i don’t have any of you or your sister. sorry. :C i do have some of talking to the mayor though. he was adorable and precious, dave in the always spells it out perfectly.

he leaves out how rude he was sometimes, but that’s because he never spoke to the mayor via text before he learned manners. 8)

how about you have you had any memories of me or any of the kids?

[ectoslimers-deactivated20190701]

queenofeight:

Ah the ‘mayor’. Rebellious little scamp that he is. Not that I would have minded if he took out my ‘dear husband’.  (ʘ‿ʘ)

Memories, I’m afraid I only remember you in your beds. I do remember my sister saying someone had woken up. Precocious little darling.  °Д°

oh my goodness, i made so many typos here. i was really tired, sorry, haha.

that’s cool, you looked at us while we were sleeping! i’m just wondering, are you the black queen from all sessions? O: or just mine, or? if you’re from all sessions, do you have memories of failed games and stuff?

i’m sort of like that, except i’m only just the john from all of the timelines in my session. that’s a lot of memories to deal with on its own, i can’t imagine being from every session of sburb ever… yikes.

[queenofeight-blog]

Hmmm, now this is a fascinating question. ^u^  I don’t even really know how to answer it. I think it would be simplest to say that I am the queen of all sessions- before they start, since before the actions of players, we are always the same.. After that, we diverge into some very different people. For instance, I have never been Snowman- but she has a very nice hat.  (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Memories of failed games, well, I suppose it wouldn;t be too mean to tell you I always hoped they’d fail. I did want to go on being the queen.  (¬‿¬)

I have to agree with you on ‘yikes’ that sounds like a lot of memories.