[amygdalae]

I do think we ought to sexualize chocolatiers more

[amygdalae]

i need dick from an angry chocolatier who sucks

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[mobilesuitgudang]

[constructreese]

Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

[notallmensheviks]

[notallmensheviks]

perhaps the first documented example of institutionalized manletphobia

[hankscorpio]

But also the first recognition of short kings

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[brainrotdotorg]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[dragongirlbunny]

[evilwizard]

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

[nadianotapplicable]

alternate universe where you scumb:

[evilwizard]

okay. can we go back to my universe now

[nadianotapplicable]

no. alternate universe where you goboo:

[evilwizard]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

Bro last night was a tutorial

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[riley-eri]

more characters should be 30+ years old

[flowerbleedme]

[girlballs]

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

[girlballs]

[fangorn-forest]

remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.

[fruityyamenrunner]

u don't think about T being near the end of the alphabet, but it is. TUVWXYZ. T and U are the last holdouts against those monsters.