Reflected in the Waves

I'm Cryptie and welcome to jackass. Adult, she/her, lover of weird folk music and Walker's shortbread cookies. Transphobes who interact with my posts will be peed on

[queenoftheblackpuddle]

I'm a huge bitch and frankly I am okay with that.

[neogeopet]

in mii room 🌈🐹🍔🌷🌟🥤🍎

[queenoftheblackpuddle]

I'm about to dunk on someone you've never met.

Fuck Kyle. I never liked him, he's a self-pitying manbaby who thinks his trauma gives him the right to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. I don't think he's grown in the last ten years, and he's honestly probably worse. I'm glad he's off Tumblr, because he was the kind of toxic that actually hurts people.

Fuck you, Kyle. You have always been a hateful, snobby, self-pitying asshole who loves being the most specialest sufferboy in the room and I fucking hope you got help. In the form of an ice pick lobotomy.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

Ant Farm House, 1972

[queenoftheblackpuddle]

So. I'm alive. Last year was literal hell, and tbh this one ain't looking much better.

I turned 30, two weeks later my stepdad nearly died. He had to be in a nursing home for months and while he did come home for the holidays, he almost died again after less than two weeks home.

Tried new meds. Found out the meds don't work well together. I found out because I nearly got fucking committed for the volatile psychological distress I was under. Almost got fired.

But I'm going to have a new niece in August, our Leo army is steadily growing, and I am hot and unstoppable. I lost like 25 pounds over the last several months and I look great. I'm thinking of getting my hair cut and...I might have a QP?

[slightlyinappropriate]

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

[why-i-love-comics]

DC Pride #1 - "Master Planner" (2025)

written by Jenny Blake art by Sara Soler

[juggernautglitch]

Black Lightning was created by a trans woman?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HELL YEAH HE WAS <3

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[thecollectibles]

Winter Captures the Night by Eran Fowler

[slightlyinappropriate]

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

[butchhamlet]

okay i know i’m Back On My Bullshit but hear me out: found footage macbeth

[butchhamlet]

so much of the plot of macbeth revolves around… the fact that we don’t get to watch the plot of macbeth. we never get to see macbeth and banquo win a battle; we never get to see macbeth kill the king; we don’t see his coronation; we don’t watch lady macbeth die. so much of macbeth is what’s told through the cracks - we just get the lead-up to and aftermath of events.

so: found footage macbeth. security videos and transcripts from dunsinane and inverness. interviews with castle guards, lady macbeth’s handmaidens, figures like ross and lennox. news articles about the deaths of duncan and macbeth… battle casualty counts… whatever lady m wrote on those papers during her sleepwalking scenes… young siward’s school records… i could go on

[rauberrauber]

low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

[th3b33skn33s]

Visit Original Link

I had to make this real.

[thefriendinthenight]

@queenoftheblackpuddle

[superdeluxeaverage]

why does autofill want me to go evil mode

[lestatfag]

kinda fucked how a full-blown mental breakdown/ugly sobbing crying episode is supposed be like, all good for your soul and whatever but it always comes with insane headache/congestion shit. like yeah i scream-exorcised a rotting part of myself but at what cost.

[adreamforthedead]

🚨Wet Beast Alert🚨

running ermine photos by Jacob Buck