Ask The Golden Queen

Hurry this up

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

May I worship you?

“Of course!”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

“From me to all of you! Happy Valentine’s Day!” (Made by @aproffesionaljiangshi a.k.a. MY FUCKING QUEEN)

[ask-drgoo]

“[txt] It can’t be you.”

“Yeah, it probably isn’t.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

The Golden Queen paused, her heart stopping as she furiously texted back. :Get off of my deceased lover’s phone!: :A grieving woman cannot deal with this at the moment!:

[ask-drgoo]

“…You do realize I’d never let my phone out of my sight, right?”

“I was just kidding with you.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

:I don’t: She accidentally sent it before finishing her thought…because her thought never finished. She wanted to believe that it wasn’t him, but…something was pushing back that thought. Why? It was impossible for him to be communicating with her when he was already dead! But…she couldn’t believe that. :Goo bear?? <3:

[ask-drgoo]

“My Queen?? <3″

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

:Where are you!? Are you not really dead!?: She asked frantically, beginning to cry as the phone trembled above her shaking hands.

[ask-drgoo]

“[txt] It can’t be you.”

“Yeah, it probably isn’t.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

The Golden Queen paused, her heart stopping as she furiously texted back. :Get off of my deceased lover’s phone!: :A grieving woman cannot deal with this at the moment!:

[ask-drgoo]

“…You do realize I’d never let my phone out of my sight, right?”

“I was just kidding with you.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

:I don’t: She accidentally sent it before finishing her thought...because her thought never finished. She wanted to believe that it wasn’t him, but...something was pushing back that thought. Why? It was impossible for him to be communicating with her when he was already dead! But...she couldn’t believe that. :Goo bear?? <3:

[ask-drgoo]

“[txt] It can’t be you.”

“Yeah, it probably isn’t.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

The Golden Queen paused, her heart stopping as she furiously texted back. :Get off of my deceased lover’s phone!: :A grieving woman cannot deal with this at the moment!:

[angelafallenangel]

[memehumor]

A new realisation

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

@kaotickaos @aproffesionaljiangshi

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

“Bad news. Might as well.”

[dexter-the-inkling-boy-deactiva]

Opens a holographic map of skylands with a red dot moving. Conner: “the skylanders are heading this way.” he says while pointing at the red dot.

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

“Whatever. Good news?”

[dexter-the-inkling-boy-deactiva]

He grins at her response and 10 green dots appear on the screen heading towards them.(Conner: my best pilots are now on an intercepting their airship and are ready to engage. That should get them to either retreat or proceed into my plasma cannon’s range.) displays a yellow ring indicating the range.

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

She groans, “Look, buddy, it’s no concern of MINE whether or not you’re trying to HELP me. If you want to be one of my doom raiders, then you need to prove yourself with more than just lazy contraptions.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

“Bad news. Might as well.”

[dexter-the-inkling-boy-deactiva]

Opens a holographic map of skylands with a red dot moving. Conner: “the skylanders are heading this way.” he says while pointing at the red dot.

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

“Whatever. Good news?”

[iorhael]

Reblog if you're a roleplayer without "x" in your url

I want to see how many of us still exist.

[gothamsdarkestknight]

//We’re a dying breed.

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

"Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

“Bad news. Might as well.”

[startermemes]

Random Starter Sentences #1

“You’re doing it wrong, let me show you.”

“Do you want the good news or the bad news?”

“Look out!”

“We really need to talk about this.”

“Would it kill you to do some laundry?”

“You’re not getting away with it that easily.”

“Nice pants, loser.”

“It’s just you, me and this box of wine.”

“You look upset, what’s wrong?”

“If you don’t like my driving you can always walk.”

“Can you do me a favor?”

“Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?”

“I’m feeling reckless, let’s get matching tattoos!”

“Five bucks says you can’t lick your elbow.”

“Okay, okay.. just hear me out for a sec.”

“It’s three in the morning, what do you want?”

“You look like Hot Topic threw up on you.”

“Sometimes I think about just leaving this town forever.”

“You seriously have no shame, do you?”

“That… is disgusting.”

“If I have to listen to that song one more time…”

[kaotickaos-deactivated20170523]

"When romancing a woman, flatter them with a present. It will make them more likely to be romantically interested.

Send My Muse Romantic Advice!

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

“Must be a small box.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

@kaotickaos @queen-kaossandra

“Oh, Kaossandra~! Your son seems to be getting better at roasting your ass by the MINUTE!!!” She sighed, giggling a small bit, “Better watch out.”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

“ sending you lots of hugs and kisses. ”

“Oh! Th...Thank you?”

[queensgoldenrules-blog]

You just love Wolfgang's fur don't you? YOU JUST WUV HIS FWUFFY FUR! X3

“Oh, yes! Yes I do!”

[sadistic-suggestions-confession]

Oh look who’s throwing another pity party! As if you deserve any pity, pathetic filth.