Can You Feel It Now, Mr. Krabs??

My name is Ashley and I'm your friendly neighborhood trash can.

[stunningpicture]

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

[thechanelmuse]

[moeeskeekin]

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

[xekstrin]

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[atheistnextdoor]

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

[pre-med-timelord]

The last one was great!

[blue-flamingoo]

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

[pokefan211]

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

[6v9-remade2015]

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.

[bruitist]

[viejospellejos]

[yeojie]

im screeaming out of my ears

[federalbureauofislam]

act a fool girls

[metalgearstoned-deactivated2022]

What a surprise ending

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[cursedimages]

[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

do you want to try prime

[maurypovichofficial-deactivated]

that look you give coworkers when you come into work as a customer 

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[amateur]

IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT THE FLOOF IS WINKING. 

WINKING.

HE IS AN ANGEL. [x]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[mashable]

An Australian game reviewer got sick and tired of young boys trolling her and threatening to rape her, so she did what any self-respecting adult would do — she told their parents. [via]

[ryan-guy]

This is awesome!

[lacigreen]

yes more of this pls

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD