Dad

Elijah, 21, Queer, ShepU, they/them

[probablybadrpgideas]

New Boots: When worn, gives +1 to Goofin’.

[seashellronan]

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

[beggars-opera]

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[adrygoblnn]

[mothrabbit]

[thebootydiaries]

My girl said she got an STD 🙅🏾‍♀️❌

I said FRICK that 😡💪🏾

We in this together 👫💕😳

That’s an stWE now 💋😍🙈

[thekingofpickles]

Op do you take constructive criticism????

[thebootydiaries]

no

[astraldemise]

me and my friend enjoying a tästy snack

[the-memedaddy]

[rosiepig]

[wizardjpeg]

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

[punkrockpersephone]

But I’m not wearing socks??

[wizardjpeg]

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

[realhumanbaby]

[sadhoc]

bastard’s degree

[sadhoc]

bastard of sciences

[vladtheunfollower]

[lmaonade]

i diagnose you with i love you

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[frogingly]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

[dingdongyouarewrong]

rip to dolly parton but i’m different