when your new coworker found your dating app profile, you were very worried about what he might think or do, after all, if everyone in the office knew your fetish for being an “obedient sub for real alpha males”, as you yourself wrote, it could genuinely endanger your career.
“nah mate, come on, I’m not here to ruin your life... but, I do have a lot of menial tasks that I’d rather not waste my time on, so expect them on your desk from now on”






