quelque chose zarbi

I like aquariums and tropical fish, nutella, Kid Cudi, chocolate milk, good morning texts, making people smile, pranking my friends, laughing, summer days and summer nights, bumming around, being a badass, living under a rock, Pink Floyd, shopping, daydreaming, clown fishes, Weezy F. Baby, zombies, kissing, katamari, reading books, manicures, bright colors, singing, dancing, making silly faces, being impressed. I don't like squirrels or dolphins or very windy days.

[quelquechosezarbi]

are you actually online O_o

… no.

[quelquechosezarbi]

finna retire this blog and start a new one (:

actually not even i'm just downgrading this to my vapid reblog blog; my new one is gonna be more personal and stuff.

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i still can't decide on a new name ;____;

[quelquechosezarbi]

i don't want to deal with tomorrow. ╮(╯_╰)╭

[quelquechosezarbi]

so my facebook app on my phone restarted??? idk? anyways whenever i go on fb it’s for like a second and to do one thing. like “oh here’s that link to that thing” and i never even look at any friend requests, messages, or notifications. because i know facebook tells people when i’ve looked at shit they’ve sent me or whatever. and i don’t want anybody getting the idea that i check facebook... ever…

okay so my app restarted and i got a notification for every unanswered friend request (20something?) message (30+ people sending me at least one message) and ??? notifications? anyways my phone went insane for a moment. and i’m thinking that’s a pretty good reason to delete the app~★•×°*` ╮(*¯︶¯*)╭

[quelquechosezarbi]

oh no i ran out of queued posts

[yungbiochemist-deactivated20140]

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt

[quelquechosezarbi]

did somebody say blunts?

[cbbarrett-blog]

[vanjalen]

WHAT 

[champagnemanagement]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

4 score and 20 blaze it

abraham lincoln (via slugpunx)

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon getting their blog deleted

[exopolitician-92-deactivated201]

[historicalnotification]

hahahaha

[sorcuitry]

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

[kobayashicircle-deactivated2019]

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

[shercockandmycrotch-blog]

congress

[j-delacruz]

[qozxe]

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

[misterhayden]

Twitter // Facebook // Tumblr

[cracked]

Hell has never looked more glitchy.

The 6 Creepiest Easter Eggs Hidden in Video Games (Part 2)

#6. Skyrim — The Secret Room of the Dead

What you’re looking at is the Skyrim death room. (Alternate names include the Underworld, That Place With All the Dead People, and “Holy shit, what is this?”) It’s a room underneath the ground that’s filled with the corpses of non-player characters who have died in the game. Not all NPCs go there, of course. Only the unlucky few do. Some are allowed a proper death; others are automatically banished to this small room in the middle of nowhere where they languish in a pile in the ground for all eternity.

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[groverthecat]

hi i’m cute

[quelquechosezarbi]

my kitty makes the derpiest, cutest little squeaky sounds. :3

[jinzlers]