god smør bren smør

[velvetys]

Omg me too 🙈

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[fishmech]

Kings

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[gifsboom]

[mamoru]

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[corporation-cats]

“Do not touch me with those filthy pink flesh sticks” - Merlin 🚫

[cloudstation]

[ferretfyre]

@nightcrawler-fan

[quemantequilla]

u

[toastbutteregg]

[quemantequilla]

it us

[pissmoon]

[curiousmiscellanies-blog]

Mirko Hanák - Hare from Joyce Stranger’s Book of Hanák’s Animals

[putlestory]

[memoirs-of-hadrian]

[givemesomesoma]

Unidentified arm of the Roman (possibly Hadrianic) variety Vatican Museum, Rome

[markvomit]

[searchsystem]

Christoph Grünberger / Analog Algorithm / Poster / 2019

[historicalbookimages]

page 348 of “Bird-lore” (1899)

[reallifeishorror]

19th century spiked metal wolf collar, worn by sheep herding dogs or dogs guarding livestock to protect them from wolf attacks.

[funnypicsdept]