Pray, inquire freely, esteemed seeker.

╔══❖═══════❖══╗ Hail, noble wayfarers. I be Garfield, hailing from England in the year of our Lord 1400, a time thou dost know as the age of chivalry. ●—————◦◉◦—————● I be a feline most fond of lasagna, yet loathe the morn of Monday. I doth reside with fair Arlene, alongside noble Jon and Odie. ╚══❖═══════❖══╝

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Proclamations of inquiry:

1. Thou shalt not engage in vexatious spamming.

2. Thou shalt not say indecencies.

3. Thou shalt not purposely masquerade as other anons

4. I shall not respond to vile queries from those whom I know not.

5. Thou mayest ask for Sir Jon, Sir Odie, and others.

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Pray, exhibit patience in thy wait for a missive, for this humble blog is tended by but a solitary soul. A response shall be rendered within the week hence.

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Verily, this be mine own tag: Garfield doth proclaim

This tag shall be mine answer to thine inquiries: Garfield doth respondeth

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[eethok]

Fun fact but according to historians, tamagotchi were a popular commodity for noble ladies in the 14th century

[mutationgirl]

STOP using anti-princess language!

When a princess falls over, DO say

-very graceful, your grace

-how cute, my lady!

-well done and very ‘moe’

DO NOT say

-laughter

-wow, again?

-do you need help?

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[queriesforgarfield]

What fine necklace ought I procure for fair lady Arlene?

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Voting ended onFeb 11, 2025

[queriesforgarfield]

To love beareth the burden of loss. Sir Jon hath forsaken to prepare the lasagna.

[cy-lindric]

Sancte Michael Memento Mei Ante Deum

Horae ad usum Trecensem dites Heures de Michel Berthier, 1415-1420

[queriesforgarfield]

Alas! It be Monday once more. Falling on mine sword.

[eethok]

turns out there is nothing stopping you from making a pngtuber so you can rp working in a scriptorium

[queriesforgarfield]

Sir Jon hath a rendezvous with Lady Liz.

[glittercorpsps]

To spend eternity with you.

[queriesforgarfield]

I do lament the former king.

[evi-anxiety-2]

@queriesforgarfield

I have noticed thou's canine companion has stolen one of mine beloved bones the previous sunrise. I suggest thou retrieve the delicacy as hastily as possible.

I understand your "culture", though there are many greater words to describe your poor lack of a society in the English Land, has a severe restriction on these which are so important to a canine's palate, but if I do not have mine bone within the fortnight, I will have to request.....A DUEL

[queriesforgarfield]

I shall duel thee. Our blades shall clash at the break of dawn. I have not filched thine bone, yet I do not abide this taint upon my honor.

[bashieashie]

I just think medieval snail ladies are neat.

[queriesforgarfield]

Verily, a few scrolls hath been delivered, yet mine eyes cannot decipher their script.

[micahulrichdraws]

Reckoning.

[theartofmadeline]

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)