working on accepting the passage of time

I'm like queer or whatever. eugene. they/them pronouns. 26 years young. black lives still matter. free palestine 🍉!! keep a solid fucking wall between the church and state, currently it's not built and it needs to be. acab, 1312, etc etc. 420 friendly. god nerfed my mind and body but dammit we be out here doing our best to be kind. midwest usa born and bound. i love to travel. fuck jk rowling, very real transgender lives are more important than a magic fantasy realm. been on this site for much longer than is good for any mentally ill tranny. do no harm but take no shit

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[alexpixate]

[crevicedwelling]

location: moss oasis, endless barren waste

known for: moisture, spores, mite farming

[bogleech]

They say there are other worlds out there beyond the stone sea, but I think that's stupid nonsense.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[pmamtraveller]

Pack of Dogs by John Littleboy

[televisionenjoyer]

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

[televisionenjoyer]

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[pmamtraveller]

Marco Melgrati

[pmamtraveller]

Rear View, Sunset by Jenny Bloomfield

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[cloroxcasserole]

Kitty time

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[moniquill]

[beewaggle]

Avocados are out rotisserie chicken and gut juices are in.

[mushbeast]

baltimore oriole with their favourite snack

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