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Omerta, if I may ask, how did you get that scar on your eye? I also wanted to note that both your and Capo's suits look absolutely illustrious. Also, Capo, may I be permitted to shower you with compliments.....?

* thanks robin. mine’s a gift from the don and capo picks his own. my bro’s great n’ all but he’s a bit of a primadonna

* as for the scars… mine are from the lack of green magic n’ proper treatment. years of nothin’ but fightin’ for LOVE, robin. just accumulated i guess

* …the fighting too

* but the right one over my socket ‘s from that devil cat capo used to own. fucker caught me durin’ one of my breaks back in the underground

* you have no idea how much i just wanted to off the furbag

* but capo loves the little shit so can’t say nothin’ too bad about it. i didn’t really treat it all that great so i expected nothin’ but the same back. it at least gave my bro the comfort i couldn’t back then

* anyways, thanks for askin’ it’s always a pleasure answerin’ my lovely lil’ songbirds

* SHOWER ME, HUMAN.

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Hi heya how ya doin? ((To the mun: your stuff is great and you're amazing please never change!)) And to Omertà: hey, are you a gun? Cause i'd like to cock your hammer and see if you bang~

* heh. if ya help me cock, why not go the full experience and help me varnish?

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Capo is great but I kind of wonder if Omerta is just as great?

* nope

* it’s impossible. no one’s greater than my bro

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*runs to go buy some garters and a dress with a long slit up the side* ILL BE BACK

* i’ll be waitin’ robin~

* HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE! PLEASE KEEP PRIVATE INFORMATION SUCH AS THAT TO YOURSELF!

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heyo!! i have a nice thing for you! *lightly coughs* ready! here we go! ♬ Be a man. We must be swift as the coursing river. Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon. Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon♩ ♪ ♫

* BE A MAN~!

* YOUR “THING” PLEASES ME.

* B-BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE SONG OR THE MOVIE ASSOCIATED WITH IT! IT JUST HAS A NICE MELODY AND IS A VERY ENCOURAGING SONG ABOUT OBTAINING POWER TO BEND THE FORCES OF NATURE TO YOUR WILL!

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hey omerta what the best and worst part of your job?

* too many to count robin. good and bad. but lemme tell ya a story.

* so a while back heard a lil’ rumour. one’a ma underlings told me that don vanto, a boss of a neutral smugglin’ family, had been visitin’ my turf. ‘parently he was tryin’ to get a night with one of my canaries. nothin’ new.

* but that’s where my sweet lil’ nightingale comes in. sweet one she is. has enough love for da world but a hell-raiser. take no shit from anyone - even me.

* anyways, heard that he grabbed her when she rejected his scrawny, lady disrespectin’ mug. left a mark too.

* left red on her skin… looked like it was burned.

* so i visited his ring, his life and blood... the only leverage he had keeping himself safe from underworld’s maws... and mine.

* heh. he got no leverage anymore.

* i left a mark of my own. red and burnin’!!!

* so that was a good day. 

* the bad was... the... aftermath...

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* my red hot di-

* SANS DO NOT BE LEWD!!!

* -ablo grande chili pepper. what? i only meant t’say my ‘red hot diablo grande chili pepper’. nothin’ lewd ‘bout some red hot chili peppers capo. got ‘em delivered just this morning

* ya weren’t thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ else, riiighttt? something... i dunno... perhaps... inappropriate?

* ...

* hm? what was that, bro?

* ☞🕆👍😐 ⚐☞☞ 💧✌☠💧📬

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Oh my! It must be a family trait, because you and your brother Omertá are both quite handsome! The suits just sweeten things that much more.

* aw thanks robin. though i doubt i’ll be as sweet as ya

* patella the truth, suits were never quite my fancy. only really started wearin’ ‘em after people kept mistakin’ me as that…

* ...mustard-guzzling bastard.

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so omerta how's it going?

* hiding from the dear ol’ don. he ain’t exactly ecstatic to see me right now

* I REPEATEDLY TOLD YOU THAT YOUR “METHOD OF PERSUASION” WAS DOOMED TO BACKFIRE. REAP WHAT YOU SOW, IDIOT.

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Heyo! Omertà, you're like REALLY Handsome!! Gotta hand it to ya!! Get any hotter and you'll wrist your fans fainting from blood loss. Heh.

* welp guess you guys can’t help but fall for me, eh? don’t worry robin, i’ll catch ya whereva ya are 

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Your beautiful. Did you know that ? 😍

* WHY STATE THE OBVIOUS? OF COURSE, I AM!

* think lil’ robin ‘s talkin’ ‘bout me

* …THIS IS NO TIME FOR FOR JOKES. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE OF THE ‘CHIVALROUS PERVERT’. NOT 'THE BEAUTY'. I HAVE THE OFFICIAL DATING E-HANDBOOK RIGHT HERE.

* ??? w-what do you think i do durin’ my free time???

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Yoii!! Omerta do u kno how to get into yer bros metaphorical heart?

* ain’t my place to mess with my bro…

* it’s my job

* k. real serious. step 1. git on some garters. step 2. shake them booty till you see ‘is bones burn. step 3. ???. step 4. profit.

* aw jeez. truth be told, just be gentle with 'im. ‘spite what he says he’s much less shallow than the other fell-divergents - a saint by comparison

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hI omerta! um what universe are you from? Sorry if someone already asked this ;;;-;;;

* parallel universes n’ shit is a fuckin’ mess to explain but…

* originally, we’re known as ‘underfell’ but now we diverged into a “fell-verse” as apparently a single fuckin’ thing can form a new branch in the space-time continuum bullshit

* labellin’ alternate universes is a pain, robin

* so, here in the midst of dust and blood lies mobfell. we ain’t yer 1920s-guns-a-swingin’-prohibition-n’-them-fine-lookin’-flappers mobfell though. Ain’t no johnny-o’s gonna rat us out cause we’ve got no chasers

* what can I say? mercy ain’t a common thing ‘round here. gotten a lot better though with that little canary of ours

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Hi! When is your brother going to come and talk? If u don t mind me asking?

* I HAVE GOTTEN NUMEROUS REQUESTS REGARDING MY BROTHER’S APPEARANCE.

* AND ALTHOUGH I USUALLY DO NOT BOTHER WITH SUCH TRIFLES I, THE EVER HONOURABLE PAPYRUS, HAS DELIVERED!

* ask n’ you shall receive. heard you’ve been askin’ for me, lil’ robin

* the ol’ don been askin’ ‘bout this here operation n’ i finally got his mug outta my business

* heh. meaning, i can hear your songs now. c’mon robin, sing me a lil’ tune~

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Tra la, hello~ Capo, what is your favorite color? How has your boss been treating you? ((And how is the mun doing? I hope your day/night/whichever goes well~ :3))

* I DO NOT HAVE A FAVOURITE. AND REGARDLESS OF HOW MY DON TREATS ME, I AM LOYAL TO HIM.

* …BUT YES, HE DOES.

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hi

* YES?

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Happy new year, Capo! My year isn’t going so great. I managed to get myself a car before the end of last year, only to have some woman hit me not two weeks after. The damage is minimal, but it was still upsetting.

* MY APOLOGIES FOR RESPONDING SO LATE. HOPEFULLY, YOU ARE SAFE AND HAVE MINIMAL DAMAGE, OR POSSIBLY NONE, ON YOUR BODY.

* MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR INSURANCE AND TAKE PICTURES OF THE CRASH. THE COMPANY WILL MOSTLY TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING AFTERWORDS.

* I WISH TO SPARE SOME OF MY FORTUNES ON MY ADMIRES HOWEVER I HAVE BEEN TOLD COUNTLESS TIMES BY OMERTA THAT OUR CURRENCY DOES NOT ALIGN WITH YOURS.