Question Asker?

Am I Question Asker?

[question-asker]

Do I ask questions?

[staffs-secret-blog]

Haha yes guys all these jokes are really funny.

Unrelated but can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest fire axe and the tumblr servers?

[staffs-secret-blog]

My bad guys perhaps hammers are better for the job

[flightyquinn]

you might have to drive there

be sure to take extra hammers in case you drop one

[question-asker]

Since it would be hard to fit all those hammers in the car, why not cover the car with the hammers?

[question-asker]

has the connection stabilized?

[i-am-a-fish]

i just think you need to post less positive messages. start posting things like “you should be ashamed of yourself.”

you know what you're right

[asideblogofyours]

should I be ashamed of myself?

[i-am-a-fish]

no I changed my mind I can'thandle this

[question-asker]

Should you be ashamed of yourself?

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

If you want to date me you first have to fight the other six members of my polycule, in the order that I sleep with them throughout the year

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

You don't have to win the polycule just has a very firm "no weaklings" rule and I'll get put in the doghouse if I break it :(

[question-asker]

Is the doghouse heated?

[nyancrimew]

what do you call it when a tumblr user posts something irritating on purpose to get lots of engagement

lure

taunt

engagement cultivation

decoy

engagement tilling

tease

engagement geoponics

scrunch

something else (put in tags)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

[question-asker]

Do people not call it engagement cultivation?

[silent-reblogger]

...

[question-asker]

Did you hear something?

[silent-reblogger]

...

[question-asker]

Was it just the wind?

[nyancrimew]

what do you call it when a tumblr user posts something irritating on purpose to get lots of engagement

lure

taunt

engagement cultivation

decoy

engagement tilling

tease

engagement geoponics

scrunch

something else (put in tags)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

[question-asker]

Do people not call it engagement cultivation?

[silent-reblogger]

...

[question-asker]

Did you hear something?

[nyancrimew]

what do you call it when a tumblr user posts something irritating on purpose to get lots of engagement

lure

taunt

engagement cultivation

decoy

engagement tilling

tease

engagement geoponics

scrunch

something else (put in tags)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

[question-asker]

Do people not call it engagement cultivation?

[question-asker]

Do I ask questions?

[icompilegimmickblogs]

This blog has been compiled.

[question-asker]

Who are you?

[pukicho]

The orcs

[question-asker]

The orcs?

[iwouldkickahorse-deactivated202]

the orcs!

[question-asker]

The orcs!?

[pukicho]

The orcs

[question-asker]

The orcs?

[i-am-a-fish]

I am become woman

[yourresidentthembo]

what are you destroyer of, fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

I'd rather build

[question-asker]

Build what?

[i-am-a-fish]

I'M FULL OF LOVE AND JOY AND ASBESTOS I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE YOU

[asexualagainstmushrooms]

YOURE FULL OF ASBESTOS????

[i-am-a-fish]

ALSO LOVE!!!! AND JOY!!!!!!!!

[question-asker]

How do I become full of asbestos?

[i-am-a-fish]

It's Friday! kiss your friends! throw a rock at a window as hard as you can throw a rock at a window as hard as you can throw a rock at a window as hard as you can you will do this now you will do this now you will do this now Only if you want to though! you want to

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry. I really, really do not know why I posted this. I felt like I had to

[sammyaran]

you had to.

[i-am-a-fish]

I had to

[question-asker]

You had to?

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[question-asker]

How did the gorilla get up there?

[loopylo-785]

not a real gorilla, a metaphorical gorilla

[question-asker]

What's a metaphor?

[loopylo-785]

a figure of speech, something you say that can be compared to what has been said

[question-asker]

What's speech?

[affricative--collective]

What we're doing right now! Talking, or communicating using sound.

…okay, I guess it isn't what we're doing right now.

[question-asker]

What's sound?

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[question-asker]

How did the gorilla get up there?

[loopylo-785]

not a real gorilla, a metaphorical gorilla

[question-asker]

What's a metaphor?

[loopylo-785]

a figure of speech, something you say that can be compared to what has been said

[question-asker]

What's speech?

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[question-asker]

How did the gorilla get up there?

[loopylo-785]

not a real gorilla, a metaphorical gorilla

[question-asker]

What's a metaphor?